Thursday, November 12, 2009

CATHOLIC FASHIONS

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

YOU CAN OPEN YOUR BIG MOUTH NOW


But I will have to approve what you say do to a subhuman element that commented hatefully finding pleasure in body harm that was inflicted on me. That type of personality is actually not entirely whole as a human so I have no hesitation in doing whatever I think necessary to avoid or stop such sociopaths. So long as I'm being unpleasant let me say something really creepy - If I ever think for an instant that one of these nuts is near my space in real life there will be no fight and they will be lucky if hoards of people are pulling me off of them because I will be swiftly and efficiently killing them before they even know that they are not alive anymore.

Happy commenting!

THE LINE TO PICK UP PACKAGES AT MY POST OFFICE IS SO LONG THAT SOMEONE CRAFTED THE WORD 'SLOW' OUT OF TO/FROM STICKERS AND PUT IT ON THE FLOOR

HOW LONG: ALWAYS ASK

SYDNEY MORNING HERALD - WORK AMANDA

Monday, November 9, 2009

EITEL DESIGN BACK IN BUSINESS / EITEL ONE OF A KIND APPAREL / UNFINISHED PIECES PREVIEW



This material disintegrated as I carefully clipped at it. I am going to put it back together by using the arms, which I saved, to anchor the and stretch the web I made and I'm going to hold the entire garment together with brass studs that are too heavy for it, as well as small roaring lion studs.


Worked On this for a while. Just playing with yarns and football things. Not too keen on blue jean jackets. Going to paint a ton with black oil paint.




I like to bully the fabric around. Had fun making senseless bright yard squares in it to hole and mash parts together. Some octagons also.


I destroyed an Obey thing I had slapped on a while ago. I'm going to cover that up. Most of all this will be black.




I'm excited about these. Just started them they aren't nearly done. Every line on them forms the word Eitel in repeat. The sides and some shoulder will be gloss black on a see through material but the middle will be fuschia fading to red, but there will be some neon green and bright dark cobalt ones also.


The back of one.


Down vest.


The back has one of my favorite stencils which I did a whole door of in repeat. I went in and painted his face some more. He's one of my favorite faces I've made. Looks cool rippling over all the curved puff tubes of the vest.


Don't know where this is going just started it.


Demented pussy cat raised white painting over stencil on sweatshirt.

DIGGING OUT AND DUSTING OFF MY FINE ART AND RETURNING TO MAKING REAL WORK FULL TIME NOW



I have a lot of work. I'm diggin it out and cataloging it as well as starting new things. This one was never finished. With and without flash made two very different color schemes. The man on the right is blue, but the yellow values of the light bursts in the top one are correct, so I posted both of them.


The tar baby. This is very heavy as it is inches and inches or layers or acrylic and plastic pointillist drops. It's fragile because on wax paper. Love the tar bebe. Never painted his hands. He's holing al sorts of straws.

I'M WRITING A TEXT MESSAGE TO DADDI


I need a daddy. Or at least a client. After 40 I will have to work my ass off to even give it away. Now is my time. It is so gratifying and rewarding to be wanted for money. Not to mention the gratification of a job well done. They have a few hustler bars in the city. I heard Stella's was closed which is a pity. I'm ready. I have all sorts of white sneakers lined up a thin gold chain some Armani Exchange and a barber ready t give e a temple fade. Wish I still had the punched busted face - that sells. Incidentally, I went to a party Saturday and I don't have one mark bruise disfigurement n my face. Without make up. I'm not human, they know that now. I should have waited a week. People don't need to see someone looking like Rocky Dennis on a Sunday and then fresh supple and glowing a few days later. I mean it's great that it is that way, but people were dumbfounded at the unearthliness of it. I don't have an oxygen chamber I SWEAR!


Usually overlooked Graffiti always comes through if you bump up the neon orange and green hues in pictures.




Cleaning out my wallet and some day bags.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

GOOD DEMENT IA

Saturday, November 7, 2009

DUANE READE HAS A MAGAZINE NOW!


Tear sheets from this 30 pager will turn out any portfolio! The Duane Reader. I 've been meaning to meet this Duane Reade and give him a pice of my mind about how the pharmacy is run, but I think it's a cross street. It would be a great name for a child after the employees are late getting you the morning after pill.

SNEAKER I CAN'T HAVE

I just posted the link because when I looked and I wept. Carbon-fiber patent leather. Glow in the dark speckled midsole. Limited to 31 pairs that will be released November 20th. A sad sad day for me it will be as I will light a candle as I lace up my most coveted pair that morning with as much dignity as I can muster.

MR. TOLEDANO

ALLANAH STARR - ALWAYS PERFECT




Shots courtesy of Mr. James Smith

Friday, November 6, 2009

BIG BITCH BACHMANN IS BACK AND SHE WON'T SHUT UP

BELATED HALLOWE'EN HAWT



MY UPPER EAST SIDE ALMA MATTER INVITES ME TO A DRUG DISCUSSION

First thing in a while I've been emailed an invite to from them. Hmmmm. They sure are witty crew up there and I love 'em! What gets me is the 45 minute cocktail party before the drug discussion. Classic brilliance!


Dear Old Boys,

Attached is the flyer for the upcoming _____________ Speakers Bureau, which will take place on Wednesday, November 18, at the school.

6:00 p.m. cocktails
6:45 p.m. lecture and discussion

Speaker: ________________________.
Title: How to Raise a Drug-Free Kid

Please let me know if you will be able to attend.

Many thanks,
_________________

BEA WICKED

COMPLIMENTS OF ANTON

DREAM PROPERTY: 421 EAST 6TH STREET


It's a huge fortress of a building and I've never seen anyone go in or our of it.


I don't think it's a residence. Maybe an artist owns it, like Robert Rymans building in the West Village. The whole front is glass windows - I should have shot it in the day. On the top floor there is a light on.


The front door is amazing and I would keep it exactly like this. My investigation led to some information:

"This building, which looks like a giant-robot laboratory,
was actually built in 1919-21 as a New York Edison transformer
substation--turning DC current into AC. Since 1980 it's been
owned by artist Walter De Maria."

Some De Maria pieces:




Of course, he would HAVE to have that building. It makes total sense.

A WINDOW DISPLAY JUST FOR ME

Thursday, November 5, 2009

ROTTEN HISTORY


I could have gone to the Whitney to see the O'Keefe drawing, or the Neue gallery to see the Klimts .

But no, I chose The Natural Histoy Museum, the only museum in Manhattan where you feel... not so safe.


Our barbaric history. I knew there was something wrong with me when I later passed by statues of the Buddha and was unmoved. Like a stranger. I am changed.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A GOOD PERSON

It's amazing I'm healing rapidly. People are shocked. I don't even need the eye patch. There's some yellowing, but I'm otherwise returning to my previous appearance at an alarming rate. I'm amazed myself. I would like to thank the many many people for their outpouring of sympathy and humanity.

That was retarded. I didn't watch the whole thing myself just skipped around.
It's funny, with all the support that I care about one commenter. I'm just that sensitive a man. Look, I may not like what someone has to say, but I'll defend their right to say it - even here. So, I'm allowing people to say their nasty things, with moderation. With 1,000's of viewers daily I suppose it's impossible for people to not hate you. I've had such fun posting things that I'm not going to let it get queered by a few bad seeds. Everyone knows I'm sensitive and I'm not going to pretend that I'm not. I'm a lover not a fighter. Anyways, since I shared my deep sensitive feelings about the hate that has been spouted, anonymous has decided to share his pictures with me and we have so much in common. Look, he's a chameleon just like me and has looked fabulous but different in every decade of his life!





DEAR HATER


Thanks for the anonymous comments, that takes balls. Who reads the blog of someone they hate unless they envy them? I was surprised at the joy someone found in my being punched for being Gay. For the record, it was on the street and it was a stranger who didn't like Gay people. And who said I couldn't and didn't do anything back? Whoever got a kick out of it must be really unpopular and very very very very ugly.

You can comment all you want on here, nobody will ever see it. I have the last word on this page. Always.

GOOD MORNING!


Like this is any surprise.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

SPIRIT PHOTOGRAPHY?!


This painting was hanging at St.Vincent's hospital on the cat scan floor. I posted it on facebook and people are freaking out that it's a spirit photograph because of all the children in it! I don't remember the kids faces being in the picture, but it is way too good to be a spirit picture. I also think that the artistic rendition of their faces is very similar to the painting of the woman, so they must have been in the picture and I just didn't notice it. Unfortunately, I can't get back to that floor to go look. Maybe she was some lady known for helping children. Spooky.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

ST.VINCENTS ER ON HALLOWEEN 2 AM - 11 AM


I removed the pics of me punched because the jealous haters that you attract when popular could not contain themselves and just quietly enjoy looking at them without spouting their hate. They don't get to look at them. I guess perfect people like me should never be seen imperfect.



When they call you 'faggot' you're supposed to keep going, right? Well, I didn't feel like it.
My friend, an amazing chirpractor, snapped my nose back into place in the ER waiting room and did a great job. I have a broken nose, a fractured cheek bone and a sliced cornea. And a lot of pills.






All cleaned up. Today it's red, tomorrow purple then the greens come. Buying an eye patch and going to the gym tomorrow. I'm a staunch character. They don't weaken. No matter what.

HALLOWEEN




















Saturday, October 31, 2009

POOPY WRONG STRAIGHT GUY WORKOUT OUTFITS CAN BE OOOOOH SO RIGHT




WHAT'S A HAPPENING HOT STUFF?


New lady in the house. Had no idea how fabulous her name was until I had to put it on the mailbox.

THEY REALLY SHOULD ASK ME TO MAKE THINGS


Nobody came up with this customized Nike ID combination. I swear, they should be hiring me to 'upmarket' everything


MOSTLY MS. VIA













Thursday, October 29, 2009

I WANT THESE MARGIELA'S BUT HOW THE HECKA DO YOU WEAR THEM

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

THE FABULOUS STEVEN PEARL - MAY YOU REST IN PEACE

NOBODY CAN PRONOUNCE IT EITHER