Eitel Thoughts

CAMILLA STAERK'S BLACK XMAS LINK

2011-12-22T09:30:00.000-05:00

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/blogs/thread-count/camilla-staerks-delightfully-dark-christmas-playlist-20111221

I HAVE RELOCATED CLICK HERE FOR EITELCONTINUES.COM I HAVE RELOCATED CLICK HERE FOR EITELCONTINUES.COM I HAVE RELOCATED CLICK HERE FOR EITELCONTINUES.C

2011-11-20T23:26:00.000-05:00

I HATE BLOGGER SO MUCH I SEE FLAMES

2011-10-19T16:37:00.001-04:00

I THINK I MAY GOTO TUMBLER.

MOVE SCHEDULED

2011-10-17T22:14:00.002-04:00

I can't post a picture to illustrate my bitching. I will be creating an identical blog that has storage space for pictures very soon. My deepest apologies for the shortage in awful crap the past week. Sincerely, R

I MAY BE 'MOVIN

2011-10-11T21:59:00.002-04:00

I'm thinking of opening a second blog because of recent shade from blogger in regards to my storage space of images.

BLOG COMES TO A HAULT: SAILBOAT POND CENTRAL PARK SATURDAY

2011-10-10T00:47:00.009-04:00

This is awfulness. PICASSA? How dare they even name it that what crap.

EW EW EW EW EWZ. This is only half an entry with other entries waiting behind it becuase BLOGGER says that I have reached my QUOTA of IMAGES I CAN UPLOAD and SUGESSTED PICASSA WEB ALBUMS. Shady.

THE FABRIC I AM MADE OF

2011-10-08T14:46:00.000-04:00

FABULOUS INSANE LADY A L E R T : "NSUKKAGIRL" !

2011-10-07T22:06:00.008-04:00

The only way to truly get started appreciating the ebay sales pages of NSUKKAGIRL is to sort the pages of her items in the 'price: highest first' mode so that you can start off viewing her 1800's Song Dynasty's Ching Ming Festival 16FOOT Scroll. Only $99,999.99. I don't know why the fonts are huge and in grey now. It must be the larger than life glamour of NSUKKAGIRL. Get into It. Gucci black and white full length monkey furs. Mink capes galore... with arched collars! Multi dimensional opulent madness.

I missed THIS NECKLACE ! My friend alerted me to it immediately.

SCOTT EWALT IMAGE OF KEMBRA PFAHLER

2011-10-07T17:25:00.002-04:00

I'm framing some things and dug up this great poster Kembra gave me by Scott Ewalt.

STALKERS I LOVE YOU

2011-10-07T01:50:00.003-04:00

I WISH YOU LOVE

2011-10-06T12:23:00.004-04:00

I do! This was on YouTube and I posted it some time ago and it was pulled. It originally contained the interview with Dinah Shore where Dinah (totally a dog's name) was irreverent towards Ms.Davis trivializing her and even giving her record, Bette Davis Sings, the hard sell. Who the hell knows who Dinah is today? Love the sit down lip synch and glasses.

MY ANCIENT B&W PORTRAIT OF ARMEN RA USED IN ARMEN RA THEREMIN VIDEO

2011-10-05T02:44:00.003-04:00

THIS IS NOT A STAGED ELMO ROADKILL

2011-10-04T23:12:00.004-04:00

This greeted the start of my day Monday. I've haven't been blogging because I had my head in the toilet since last week. Not dieting, sick. Thing is that when I get sick I don't receive get well cards I get ignores or hate texts since people assume that I'm either ignoring them or I'm on drugs - or both! I lead a charmed life. I weight lifted and got a haircut today regardless. I actually got a little alarmed and sort of offended when people related to me showed concern. I'm sick all the time you just can't tell. It's an art. I'm a staunch character.

COMPUTER PAINTING STUDY FOR PAINTING 2011

2011-09-30T09:07:00.002-04:00

LARGE ARCHIVAL INK JET PRINTS ON SATIN OF COMPUTER PAINTINGS TO BE STRETCHED ON CANVAS, GLITTERED, LIQUID PLASTICATED AND BLOWTORCHED

2011-09-30T08:05:00.005-04:00

SOME 'FFITI

2011-09-27T23:45:00.001-04:00

I'M FROM THE UES DID TIME IN THE EV BUT NOW I'M GOIN UP THE WESTSIDE

2011-09-27T01:50:00.002-04:00

MORE BODY LANGUAGE

2011-09-26T01:25:00.006-04:00

So you may have seen in a previous post that's I'm reading that 80's book body language. I love reading it on the subway and trying things out. It led me to looking into Kinesics and Paul Ekmanand the study of Kinesic communication and I realized how endlessly curious I've always been about this and any information about it.

BUT WHAT THE HELL CAN YOU WEAR

2011-09-25T03:53:00.006-04:00

WhO CaReS!

And I am definitely going back on words and actually video footage in my early blog where I was highly bitter and resentful of mass. My bony ass couldn't take it. I was unaware of it but muscle gave me feva.

I think it looks awesome - I do. I'm not trying to hit it because, as many Gay men refuse to understand, this size likes the same. Generally. Unless they are tranny chasers. Or Reavis chasers. Bodybuilders are a 3rd sexuality. It is sooGay. Now, not that I'm saying that I have or I haven't but hypothetically speaking I mean if I have... it's a playground under one a these men! I hear. I'm not near this freakishness and at 37 I won't be because it's genetically impossible for me and let's face it, it's countdown to 50 - every moment is precious. I do, however, not have the guns that I could have and am rapidly changing this. However, there's nothing to wear. I thought it was brutal when I couldn't fit into Helmut Lang in the 90's and I was truly a rail. I've been to all the stores and every single one has accommodated the modern man: small shoulders, skinny arms and love handles bigger than their flat asses. I'm sorry I'm not being a body Nazi it is a fact. Go to the stores. My sorry ass trying on dress shirts today all sweaty - it was a 'cryin shame. The pants I get to fit the ass and thigh and the tailor takes it in at the waist, like black men do. No skinny jeans for me it looks like a soda can on its side w legs. Anyways... So... I guess the other option is 80's gym puff pants and shredders. And then when you have a suit tailored you look like a monkey. It's awful both ways.

HAVING A LATE NIGHT ALLANAH STAR MOMENT

2011-09-25T02:44:00.000-04:00

ANCIENT LIMELIGHT EITEL PHOTO LINK

2011-09-24T01:57:00.002-04:00

1:38 AM

2011-09-24T01:36:00.000-04:00

"WHEN I'M TERRIFIED, I CLOSE MY EYES" -RAVEONEONETTES

2011-09-24T01:08:00.001-04:00

Worth withstanding the ad before it

As I said before, this album from them is heartbreaking.

SOMEONE PLEASE TRANSLATE

2011-09-24T00:47:00.005-04:00

After I bought my Comme wallet this year I had to eat Subway for a couple of days but it was well worth it.

DICKCHICKEN OPENING @ NEW SPACE ON VANDAM (NOT GREENHOUSE) (THANK GOD)

2011-09-22T23:43:00.002-04:00

Went to a screening at a new space that DickChicken and other artists decorated. I was in if DickChicken did it. Below sculptures by Laura Kaplan.

Bathroom Wallpaper by DickChicken...

Awwww. I think the whole neon pee bathroom foyer was DickChicken also. I loved the montage of photos of peeing. Let's just put it out there, right?

Who's this?

Mantra of the hung. Thumbs up from me.

Billy Leroy, owner of Billy's Antiques, and cast member of the film screened "Don Peyote".

They had a guy smudging people with sage. I got the full body treatment. Loved this.

Laura Kaplan and the diabolically brilliant Joe Coleman

DICKCHICKEN OPENING @ NEW SPACE ON VANDAM (NOT GREENHOUSE) (THANK GOD)

2011-09-22T23:06:00.009-04:00

Went to a screening at a new space that DickChicken and other artists decorated. I was in if DickChicken did it.

Bathroom Wallpaper by DickChicken...

Awwww. I think the whole neon pee bathroom foyer was DickChicken also. I loved the montage of photos of peeing. Let's just put it out there, right?

Who's this?

Mantra of the hung. Thumbs up from me.

Billy Leroy, owner of Billy's Antiques, and cast member of the film screened "Don Peyote".

They had a guy smudging people with sage. I got the full body treatment. Loved this.

I DIDN'T FEEL SO GOOD

2011-09-22T22:53:00.005-04:00

I didn't feel so good.

The Dr's fixed it. Then I fixed it with garments I really shouldn't have bought. They'resonice. And practical too. A Rootstein window moment. Yes you can call me daddy these days.

Mercedes Hay. I don't get it either.

TODAYS GRAFFITI

2011-09-21T21:57:00.001-04:00

SCREW PEOPLE INTO FINE CHEESES

2011-09-20T22:15:00.003-04:00

I wanted to write about how I will throw my television through a window if I hear Tim Gunn saw "Major will factor" on the Travelocity ad one more time, but I'm not going to hate on this blog I'm just going to pill up and go to bed.

MY FRIEND KEMBRA: BECAUSE PAINTING YOUR VAGINA BLUE IS ALWAYS AVAILABLE TO YOU

2011-09-20T18:00:00.001-04:00

MONTAUK / STREIGHT PIPL

2011-09-19T23:36:00.013-04:00

...THANK GOD!

BLONDS SHOW / AMANDA LEPORE / DARIAN DARLING

2011-09-18T22:55:00.010-04:00

BUT LET'S FACE IT, WHO CAN?

2011-09-14T19:42:00.001-04:00

UNIDENTIFIED SUGAR FOOD PRODUCT NAMED AFTER ME

2011-09-14T19:41:00.000-04:00

YOU THINK YOU'RE FRESH?!

2011-09-14T01:53:00.002-04:00

Try hosing out on this grand scale!

"BOWERY STADIUM" (AKA ANOTHER OVERPRICED NIKE STORE) - OR THE STORY OF WHAT BECOMES OF ME WHEN I HAVE TO WAIT OUTSIDE W 2 BLONDES AND A HOT BRUNETTE

2011-09-14T00:52:00.016-04:00

THIS HATEFUL ENTRY IS DEDICATED TO MY NOT HAVING EATEN AN ENTIRE CHICKEN BEFORE ARRIVING AND MY ONGOING REPULSION TOWARDS GOOGLY MONEY'D WAY TO COOL STR8 HIP PEOPLE W TOO MANY BONES SHOWING (that smell).... (sorry)...

(And may I also say that I'm aware of the under $10.00 a yard b&w xerox printer at Village Copier on w 13 st between University & 5th Ave., so I do not want to see the pricing guide for this show thnx so much)

Prett pretty. But can these ('cool') straight people please develop their arms?! Or at least rid themselves of lower back fat?! I see them in 'yoga'. They look like frogs. With flab wings. 'Yoh-Guh'. Sounds wrong. All this Hindu witchcraft mumbo jumbo. &BS: 4 in 10 Hindu women in India think that beating women is ok in the right circumstance and 8 in 10 are beaten. It's a religion of control and power just like we have here, we just mystify it. Try saying a Hindu religious greeting (like 'Ram Ram') to a hard working Indian or Hindu woman next time at the register. They're over it. There's even tons of war and warring in all Hindu stories. Get with the program. The only thing that goes well with most of these big religions is epsom salts.

Enough with the stupid hats guys. I want to knock them off their smelly oversized mom drank while prego heads. Seriously though... stopit. For you not for me, I don't look... or inhale.

I do it. Panty flash shots. Yeah I'll take 'em when you lead me to boredom like this. It was hot in there. Pee Wee Herman put mirrors on his shoes. Shhhhhh.

Hey photographer...

Yes to your right...

HELLO. The only thing worth seeing in a photo in Montauk: MYLILA.

The real core of my crummy mood was that I wanted a pair of hi-tops from the store and they were unavailable until thursday. They aren't open tomorrow. I got treated as desperate when I said 10 and 1/2 don't have to try them on just run the charge I'll take them. Fucking street wear. Fuck you as well.

The long ass on women's garments. It's here and it isn't going anywhere anytime soon. Who wants to fukit I will never want to know. Applebottoms jeans fan man myself. eech. It's fine it's ok it like Linda Carters 5 ft long ass in the Wonder Woman outfit from behind it's ok its fashionable guys will deal with it.

To the left of TheLongAss we have the long board. They had signs everywhere that said "Stop talking about surfing"... which is true, get off your non workout skateboards and ride a wave. It takes some man strength. And the ocean doesn't get any wear from it; it couldn't care less. Give our curbs a break with your crummy little painted planks that, lets face it, don't gain ANY velocity and make a lot of noise. So not sleek. Skateboards suck and smell and accompany weak often fake personalities with attitude. So you didn't make Varsity. Why did you pick up a plank of wood? Always felt that way. Not sorry.

FFW: Left Bowery and Houston to goto THE WEST SIDE WHERE THEY KNOW HOW TO FEED A MAN. I was the only gay in the group. I got animals on my margarita, they didn't. People got offended. My animals had it off. You can't get this at a Ludlow St. tapas starve-a-que hipster joint. They feed men in the West. Fuck skinny coolness, hats, jingly necklaces, conformist black hipster footwear, chill answers to questions, pretending mom didn't pay for it, irony and tight tapered jeans. FUCKAYOUPEOPLE.

NORMAN AMBROSE SPRING 2012 MERCEDES-BENZ LINCOLN CENTER

2011-09-12T19:25:00.010-04:00

It was a refreshing surprise to hear a track from my friend Sune of the Raveonettes album being played during the highlight of the Norman Amborse show. I love this album it's hearbreaking: go get it. Entire show masterminded by the brothers at MAO PR.

I got sucked into the Sylvia vortex and it was long overdue. She always remembers how sick I was and compliments me on my current physique. It was quite a treatment I was on. I owe her a lobstah dinna at the ____________ club so it was nice to run into her so we can make plans this fall. Lady has a sharp memory. It looks like there is a scythe over my shoulder. It's not time though. Eek.

SCHPERLATTT!!!

2011-09-11T22:58:00.003-04:00

I'll never look at a drip or a splotch the same way.

I AM

2011-09-11T20:17:00.004-04:00

There was an... accident... in FI. Yes an accideeeeeeeeeeeeent - I'm scarred for life. Truly. As I pulled myself together I commented that I was invincible. Everyone a agreed... that it was a Pat Benatar song.

THE ISLAND

2011-09-09T18:24:00.008-04:00

OVERSIZE ARCHIVAL INK JET SATIN ROLL PRINTS CIRCA 2002

2011-08-28T11:54:00.006-04:00

I was so overtired that my face looked like a popsicle melting down the stick

G E T T I N G R E A D Y

2011-08-27T21:03:00.004-04:00

PHILIPPE BLONDS BIRTHDAY / SUSANNE BARTSCH "ON TOP" AT LE BAIN

2011-08-27T20:50:00.004-04:00

LUXURY PROBLEMS

2011-08-21T22:08:00.003-04:00

Does anyone know where to get a shower curtain that's longer than 72"? That doesn't have a some mealy earth tone based tacky ass suburban design? Didn't think so. Anyone know where to get shower curtain rings for an extra thick steel shower curtain rod? No. I see.

TURNING MY BACK ON THE BLOG FOR A FEW DAYS

2011-08-17T02:45:00.000-04:00

HUFFING MR. CLEAN LIKE POPPERS

2011-08-16T01:53:00.001-04:00

I've been up cleaning the house for the house cleaner coming tomorrow. However, I'm definitely not starting to wear orange.

CENTRAL PARK / DECO ARCHITECTURE CENTRAL PARK SOUTH

2011-08-15T02:41:00.005-04:00

Original

Today

MANHATTAN GROPER

2011-08-15T02:37:00.000-04:00

BODICES BY THE BLONDS

2011-08-15T02:12:00.004-04:00

THE BLONDS
MAO PR

AMANDA LEPORE BY JOJO AMERICO

2011-08-15T02:11:00.000-04:00

I'M NOT HAVING BREAKFAST

2011-08-13T12:39:00.001-04:00

CARDIO WASN'T BIG IN THE 70'S

2011-08-13T02:27:00.001-04:00

But it didn't matter. She had this undeniable breeze of a song.

TOUGH TIMES

2011-08-13T02:06:00.003-04:00

VULTURES: MY NEW FAVORITE MISUNDERSTOOD ANIMAL

2011-08-12T02:09:00.006-04:00

I was thinking about how misunderstood they were because of how we just relate them to some bad human qualities (which are pretty bad). They don't kill anything. As I image searched I found the facts and I was right, they are splendid! Checkitout HERE .

I ACTUALLY CLOSE AT AROUND 2:45 A.M.

2011-08-12T02:00:00.003-04:00

It takes balls to stay open all night on 10th Avevue - AND deliver.

Good. Looks like it's probably a half hour too long for everybody.

NEW SCARE-A-ME SNOT SNEAKERS FOR ADIDAS

2011-08-11T04:15:00.007-04:00

I don't have anything to pick with designer Jeremy Scott's new sneakers, I just have to make fun of anything I give a plug to that's making money. Just a little bit. Hey, I'm glad he got the Adidas job in this recession it must have been a close call. I loved his aqua faux snakeskin and orange trim high tops several seasons ago until some disgusting Lower East Side brat snagged them in less then an hour when I briefly left them outside my old Avenue C apartment door to dry off from the rain. The multiple shoe tongue pair that was made was very eye catching and I gues someone had to do it, but the people that got them were so ecstatic pointing at them that I just immediately hated them. Maybe it brought out a crowd who's tongues hang out. Desperate is never a cute look. I can appreciate all of them because I like a sneaker with some muscle, but I'm not sticking my foot into a panda bear. You know some 5'6" muscle midget dude is totally going to wear these...

PUT THE SIGN DOWN

2011-08-11T00:33:00.002-04:00

Damn malfunctioning laser autofocus. I can barely see the hot guy behind him!

LGBT YOUTH ARE THE HIPPIES OF TODAY

2011-08-10T02:51:00.001-04:00

Thank You Billy Beyond

SLOW DAY

2011-08-10T01:55:00.008-04:00

Saw this at Strand when I was gift shopping and hauled all the way back there the next day to get it. 3 million copies! What do her shoulders say?

There is graffiti and then, as the NYPD has put it, scraffiti, made from etching, scratching or using acid to vandalize (or make art). Personally, I think the graffiti world has had it's art world moment and should now go away. Especially since I can't find a Banksy in all the graffiti art I've lifted off the streets over the years. What you see above and below is... Peelfiti? These subway ads are laminates and the kids cut through the rubber and strip them, often putting eyeballs and mouths on other ads. Sometimes the madness can be beautiful...

Upper East Side realness. 3rd Avenue royalty.

More closed Saint Vincents, 51st Street side. I wonder if Ezo stuck Ethelin the hospital or right there...

Ethel doesn't really care.

Breakfast. 57th & 9th. Face like 10 miles of bad road though.

ugly shitty hipster hat that I hope someone discarded when they came to their senses.

SO UNPROFESSIONAL BUT LOL

2011-08-10T00:27:00.001-04:00

WILDENSTEIN / LEPORE /ALBA!

2011-08-09T03:11:00.005-04:00

The Duchess of Alba, Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva,
has apparently given up 800 some odd millions to billions to prove that she loves this younger Dracula man. She gave all the money to her handful of children who were against it, so she didn't really give it up, cause now she will probably now visit all of them at their huge houses... with the man they hate.

GROOVY GAHDENS

2011-08-09T00:54:00.001-04:00

THE EAGLE / THE MONSTER: SNAXX

2011-08-08T11:51:00.002-04:00

Nobody has to worry about camera setting when you just take pics of their bodies.

"OOH, a little STAGE!" -Dawn Davenport receiving gifts when coming home from the hospital ("And here's a hundred dollars!")

Who uses that toilet?!

Mm. Nothing hotter than a sexy injured man. I'm a real sick one to gravitate towards that. Injure yourself, great conversation for guy getting. During the recovery from one of my several nose breakages hispanic girls cruised me on the train. "ooh he got in a fight".

MEET XANDER GAINES

2011-08-08T11:33:00.003-04:00

I love fashionista Xander Gaines. His threads are always a full time job. I would love the photograph his abode and clothing storage.

ROLLERINA

2011-08-07T04:05:00.003-04:00

I went to The Eagle and look who walked into the leather complex. I've always photographed her when out and enjoyed chatting with her for a while tonight. I can't remember everyones names and some drunks I was near wanted to know who she was and persisted and my friend reminded me that she was, of course, the legendary Rollerina, queen of Studio 54. She was on my nipples, but not violently like Joey Arias was. She was a little easier to apprehend, as well.

Up the block towards 10th Avenue, MEATOAST! Out of business - go figure. Who wouldn't want to eat at MEAT TOAST? After a long night in leather? Come on.

LAST DANCE AUGUST ABSTRACT

2011-08-06T22:18:00.001-04:00

YOU KNOW THE ECONOMY IS BAD WHEN YOUNG JAPANESE IMMIGRANTS BEG

2011-08-06T22:12:00.008-04:00

I was once with a very Jewwy friend of mine and we saw a Jewish man with Hassidic gear on begging on Broadway and she dropped all her things on the street and just went off on him. She said that they didn't do that and that it was a shanda, beyond a shame. I'm sure this guy I filmed above (I donated one dolla) can do any type of long division in his head. There must be a word for shonda in Japan, though.

ROMANFIGHTGEAR.COM

2011-08-06T22:07:00.003-04:00

I want to take these straps with me and go camping with my family, just to let them have it. Anyone know any better way to get crisco out of cotton other than vinegar? I want the wrestling boots from these people.

SHADY ALLANAH STARR MICHAEL MUSTO ARTICLE

2011-08-05T03:15:00.004-04:00

Above, my pic from our trip to the 2008 Hustla Ball. I didn't smell a thing. Dayum I was skinny then. This article is "No NIce" as my mother would say when she is sad.

5 DAY RECESS AFTER PASSING NOTHING

2011-08-04T02:11:00.001-04:00

SUZANNE BARTSCH / "LE BAIN" @ THE STANDARD / JOEY AIRAS SINGS "LATELY" ON THE BAR

2011-08-03T04:12:00.012-04:00

This was when Joey was grabbing my nips so violently yanking them off fast that I set all reason aside and blinded her ass with my flash. Yes that extended arm was in action working quick on my bursting chest. Shameless. S/he won't be so bold out of drag on the treadmill at the gym this week. She was about to sing. Queens are feeling it. Cute guys stay clear.

Didn't know that sloan made such gorgeous geometrical space age reflective urinals. My stream is quicker than a ray of light eye wrinkle surgery. I have to get one of these at home.
Look at ze FLOOSH! Epic.
Fixtureland

ADORABLE DEMON DOG

2011-08-02T01:17:00.002-04:00

STYLE NOTE TO SELF: BUY BOOBY GLASSES BEFORE END OF SUMMER

2011-08-02T01:03:00.002-04:00

Wanted, but they only take film.

INSANE PEOPLE BATTLE IT OUT ON THE WALLS

2011-08-02T01:00:00.002-04:00

Although, some can afford banners...

ST. VINCENT'S ON 52ND STREET BRUTALLY CLOSED AND GORGEOUSLY SPRAYED BLACK

2011-08-02T00:18:00.008-04:00

This is ideally where I would like to live. This is absolutely beautiful. I want ill fitting black shorts and crummy boots and some totally unattractive spectacles as I run up all psychotic with big crumpled ripping Duane Reade bags full of heavy junk and meds and syringes falling out as I fiddle with the locks swearing with a tiny bent key all psychotic and I've gotta be drugged or out of drugs or in need of something then open the doors and slam them shut and don't have to lock them behind me because nobody will try and come in there.

Inside, the former St.Vincent's Hospital (which I never knew had a midtown location by the way) would be all gutted and dusty with rows of huge gold Buddha's up two stories high . AIDS patients ghosts would walking around serenely looking awfully healthy, all blue and gold with floating Maxfield Parrish garbs as if it were underwater. My room would be a little box in the back with a futon (who needs a fancy kitchen and view with all that going on).

The oil lamp gates would be inside and restored. Who's will get these? These are gorgeous.

The people of NYC have not been happy about the closing of these St.Vincent's's.

Hot. It's big too.

Thank you graffiti artist for coming above 23rd st. People tried to peel them off but there is a canopy - too dry there. They have to be wet in the rain then you can peel them off. That's how I got my collection on the Lower East Side from the past 11 years: when it rains the glue gets soft. You get a roll of brown paper and fix them to it in a dry place then roll the paper up. 11 years later you unroll it and have serious art. No... sadly, I don't have a Banksy... wait... maybe... I'll look.

This I have to have. You know this whole thing is such an eyesore to most people that everyone runs when they have to pass this. It is seriously haunted. People stopped on the street at me taking pics of it. You just don't stop here. It's funny how residual energy is. I'm too curious though. Am I.

Across the street: the most carefully laid garbage I've seen in a long time (with a bed bug mattress gently laid on top). Somebody is a perfectionist. Beautiful garbage. I overheard two hot brothas in the gym once say about ugly men getting hot women, saying "Even garbage gets steak". (!) Another thought: "You'll never buy with money what you throw away" - Diamanda Galas

THE PRICE TAG BUDDHA

2011-08-02T00:14:00.001-04:00

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CLINTON MANHATTAN: SERIOUSLY BULIT UP. IT IS NOT HELLS KITCHEN

2011-08-02T00:11:00.000-04:00

MY BFF OF 20 YEARS IS A BOMBSHELL AND HER NAME IS...

2011-08-01T23:53:00.004-04:00

SALT RINGS / KISS PERFECTION

2011-08-01T17:59:00.008-04:00

"When ever I am unhappy I just turn and look at my backside in the mirror and I feel good again." -Juliette of the Spirits (she said something like that. I'm sure it didn't LOOK LIKE 'DIS!)

Thisi white boy with flava in the heat after an hour of legs has to gloat. These are the the sweat patterns of perfection: the triangle suspended over the cleavage of death, the subtle sweat dots hovering over the side dents and, lastly and uncalled for in fabulousness, the dried salt circles on each cheek. The underside has not been filmed. This buffalo gal goes round the outside.

FORGETTINGTHEPILL.COM

2011-07-31T22:20:00.002-04:00

I wasn't paid to advertise for this site, I just think it's major. I already want a few things. Anyplace whose wholesale site is Pillthing.com has my vote.