Countless numbers of men cannot have children from collisions in the past. Last night a few lounging guests had funny bone and neck incidents. Another girl got seriously crowned. Wherever you are, it's right there to give you a knocking. It looks really barren right now while curtains and pillows are being made.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
MY HAUNTED OPIUM BED CONTINUES TO INJURE PEOPLE
Countless numbers of men cannot have children from collisions in the past. Last night a few lounging guests had funny bone and neck incidents. Another girl got seriously crowned. Wherever you are, it's right there to give you a knocking. It looks really barren right now while curtains and pillows are being made.
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barren,
ouch,
sleeping in an iron maiden
Friday, April 17, 2009
SCARY STROKES
Disturbing Strokes - watch more funny videos
This will be my last sort of lame creepy rendition of a movie or show entry, but it is amazing how much a soundtrack can do. Remember readers, no matter how awful your sad mundane functionally illiterate life is to put happy music on. Eventually you'll buy it and think that things are ok.
SERVICE PRICES IN CHINATOWN AT ALL TIME LOW
Because the old Chinese bj's were one dolla fifty cent and they were terrible. There is always a one story high white Kuan Yin on that balcony which is most probably getting a spring cleaning.
So many old people were running into a very short fast moving line for chinese food. It must have been really cheap. Ladies were running out really fast with stack of four to five of those big foam to go things. I really wanted to get on the 99cent bj line to see what was going down but like anything I try that hoards of Chinese people are doing I get shooed away. Being Chinese is about knowing your place and you will always be told or at least dismissed.
This back alley spa looked like it would have a great water boarding facial.
I love this temple. When you walk in you are faced with a huge piece of plexiglass within just a few feet where you can see the inside of the temple. There is an incense table and offering box in front of the partition and it has the feel of paying homage to the Buddha in a liquor store in a bad neighborhood. I like the Dharma Wheel window gates.
On the stoop next to this was a very ancient Chinese man who I didn't intend or try to shoot but he seriously crouched away when he saw I had a camera. Madison street is a more unknown and less touristy part of Chinatown. Despite present real estate values Chinatown was a ghetto not all of which is all set up and welcome to being for sale as an exotic curiosity to 'round eyes'.
I'm buying most of these oversized grotesque knockers for my Chinese bedroom. I want a whole bevy on the black glossy wall. Something to wake up to.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
I LIVED AND STILL LIVE FOR THIS SONG

Ohmygosh! I thought I was the only one who knew of these mental songs but then they surface and I know I was not hearing things. The refrain is "dyke bitch, trannie queen, femme butch, ball breaker, manish girl, bull dagger, hell raiser" followed by a very Ms.Cleo Jamaican lady telling you that "We come down righteous on de name thing now you know?"!
I'm not really living for this song so much but it's by the same artist and totally 'tarded! Is this what you girls are thinking about?
MEET "CREAMOLOGY"
"I'm the newest art star. I was just discovered."
Broadway between Houston and Greene is a real hot spot. All the kids are piling up there hanging and sitting on every shelf and step available. I always see this cat in a folding beach chair on his mac laptop. Eccentrics are often very protective and don't want their picture taken when asked but he was very cool. You know that when he picks a chick up that she is in charge of his wig being on straight through all the sex and loves it.
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bank of america,
can i take your picture,
wireless
I CRACK THE SUSAN BOYLE PUZZLE
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
I'M FEELING IT


I'm hopping all over the place. I'm not pilled up either. I cut off the shrink & psychopharmacologist in favor of hormone & hair growth foams and more spa and grooming visits. Why sit and talk about your old old old stupid problems and parents etc. and take pills prescribed when you can do appearance enhancing treatments?


I'm generally always very unscented even if I sweat a lot and didn't bathe, but I've also always been turned on by truly cheap awful cologne on totally wrong men.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
MY SEXPOT CONFESSIONAL

This is from over a year and a half ago before I became a reclusive healing person on this grotesque and appearance bashing chemo cure. I shriveled for several months let me tell you. But I was a sexpot I tell you. I forget because I've become so mind and soul through this time... BUT I WAS A SEXPOT!

I am already BACK in action. I deflected two closeted trainers today (I don't pay straight guys to get into me and they wanted contracts). This ridiculous thing on my back is finished now (my mom said nice turkey on your back!) and as readers well know the circle at the top is filled in black because of a mishap. By a douce of an artist and avid Eitel Thoughts reader who I still respect. Are you loving the contradictions in this paragraph, baby? Huh, HONEY? Well I DO because I'M GOING TO BE SEXY AGAIN!
THE BOOTY CALL OF DELANCEY STREET
They are bootyliscious and ready to travel.
Ok, this is no mistake and we know everything that they are saying with this central mannequin in the window.
Not only are the prices good, but there was a low rise booty girl above this display vacuuming it in huge gold earrings! She didn't mind me snapping pictures but I didn't get her because the glare up there unfortunately made her invisible anyways.
Get into it. We're still serving it here in NYC for less than $5-. You can be that person in that shirt.
Dafudils on Duhlancy.
If you're lucky!
Hmmmmm what a strange thing I saw: A few dollars in quarters sort of neatly placed next to a key. A tiny cassette recorder carefully placed up on it's end nearby (not recording - I checked) and a battery close by. Do I take the money?
HellyeahItookit.
Monday, April 13, 2009
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