JO JO AMERICO'S MICHAEL JACKSON CANDLE HOMAGE

RIPPLED MEANIES

The world of hot guys is both a breeze filled with bliss as well as complicated and mean. The dimensions of hormonal madness are endless and every sentence is a freak show. The intensity explodes but not always in sex, sometimes in frustration, always interspersed with back tracking, fantasies and shaking. Everyone's a star and everyone is dreaming about someone else until they see that person only fantasizing about themselves.

UPSIDOWN CELEBRITIES

WHEN WE GROW UP - MICHAEL AND ROBERTA

SEX FOR CHIPS? OH BOO HOO ; I NEVER GET A BAG OF CHIPS FOR IT.

THE FARRAH JACKSON THURSADAY WHOPPER FOR ALL

MALIK SO CHIC

I DIDN'T ALWAYS USED TO BE THIS CRAZY FREAK

I used to be worse. Pics from mass emails I sent 9 years ago are being sent back to me by amused nuts I know who never deleted them. This one is tame. I'm glad I can laugh at myself... eek. That night. You know how it is, we couldn't find anything else so we drank.

THE ART OF FLLOYD

I'M JUST REPORTING THE CONTROVERSY THIS IS NOT A HATEFUL BLOG

Flloyd is a genius L E G E N D A R Y Manhattan artist as true and real as the concrete that covers it. He's also apparently really good in bed. He recently ranted about Ru & AIDS and in Flloyd's defense may I say that they are old friends (and drags must call each other out or it isn't drags) and Flloyd does let it all out in his art and online, but he is gentle as a dandy gentleman in person. But he doesn't need me to defend him: I know Flloyd can throw them down. When I saw him last he gushed "Oh, ONLINE isn't REALITY!"

Let the beatings begin:


Flloyd Barber me and ru haven't talked in 10 years but he is still actively trying to fuck with my life. what a pathetic piece of shit.
Yesterday at 11:03am · Comment · Like


Flloyd Barber my best friend from high school came to town and Ru would not let her contact me. I think the AIDS has eaten his brain
Yesterday at 11:04am · Comment · Like


Flloyd Barber Cherry Snow tried to sell the story that "Rupaul has aids" to the National Enquierer, and their reply was NO ONE CARES....
Yesterday at 11:06am · Comment · Like


Flloyd Barber there is a poem by the "last poets" that expresses my feelings about Ru. It starts and ends with the word DIE
Yesterday at 11:08am · Comment · Like









Flloyd Barber If I were a "Gay Icon" (and I am) and I was HIV positive (which I am not... yet), I would admit it and be proud of who I am. Shouldn't RuPaul come out of the aids closet? HAPPY PRIDE
Yesterday at 11:33am · Comment · Like

Flloyd Barber at 11:33am June 23
thats for you glenn... and I'm not done.

Glenn Belverio at 11:38am June 23
You are in S.C.U.M. mode today, darling.

Mark Allen at 12:04pm June 23
I can't look away.

Timothy McKlusky at 1:17pm June 23
oh snap

Bobby Miller at 1:36pm June 23
Uh oh.

Reavis Eitel at 12:40am June 24
ooooohgurl.

I thought he was outed for that with the project runway lighting?

Seriously though, I can understand not everyone being a spokesperson or role model. Anderson Cooper doesn't say he's gay and he's... um

Anyways, minding my business.

PORN FOR THE BLIND

NEDA - MARTYR - BEAUTIFUL - CRUSHED BY EVIL - HEART BREAK ING

THE NEXT THING

I can't talk about it... it's too personal. It's being fixed Thursday. Needless to say, I won't be wearing a monocle or hat nor carrying a cane after my... appointment. By the way, you look like shit. Sorry... later.

YEAH YEAH GOD IS GOOD GOD IS GREAT AND AFTER SEEING THIS... NO WONDER HE WON'T GET OUT OF BED!

THE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHLINE

Nobody wanted their picture taken and they were all on to me. I didn't want these tools in it anyway. I always seem to get that 'Hey what the hell' moment from everyone and you know, they deserve it.


Everyone is losing weight this spring!



You can pass out like a homeless person on the HiiiiiighLine... so long as you wear coach sneakers with a purple stripe that matches the flowers.


All the unemployed divorcees were out in pairs - tons of them!



Yeah I'm a bus queen and I'll kick your *ss. Had to get a shot of Baby Jane in the picture hat.


Leave it to a good friend who puts people in the ground regularly to give me my new favorite tote!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S DEATH!

R.I.P.

TAMAR

In a car
driving from a bar
blowing a star
From her, fat is far
she keeps it in a jar
if you fuck with her she will be happy to spar
One halloween she was an astronaut wearing mylar
She probably isn't a fan of Terri Garr
She'd cover her in tar
She could start a war
I'm out of ar!
Tamar

(this shitty poem was brought to you by my insomnia)

I GOT MY SHOT!

The time has come. They are medically obligated to administer it to me because I am medically deficient. It's no problem - I hardly feel it at all!


Ok, so it's more like this. I had a picture of a horse getting it but it was so gross I had to pull it. Anyway, I feel it already. OOH oh oh yes yes oh yeah it feels sogood. I can't even talk about it it's sooooogood.


Judging me? That's ok, I used to judge it too. Look at my early blog entries 'hatin on it. But I've been reprogrammed. I am happier now. The old Reavis was incomplete. Now I am complete. I have no need for the old Reavis body. This machine they created is far superior and they put something similar to my brain in it. I am never unhappy. Everything is bliss. They say I should last another 20 years. I'm really very very happy!

JOHN HODGMAN WORKS MY LAST NERVE

I must be a 'jock' cause I want to slam him into a locker.

EVERYONE'S DAD HIT ON ME TODAY

Sorry for the breach of privacy, buddy, but I'm bored this evening as I am a very very sick man. I also don't feel well. I hope you are driving that boat to your yacht that is too deep to dock.