Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
TUESDAYS READS
I just left the dermatologists office yesterday and was wondering if I had done the right thing as I sat around the corner at First Wok on 3rd Avenue and 88th and as I sat there all bruised trying to cope with the deep friend dog I just ate I got this fortune and the clouds parted and I realized: I can believe this crap.
Today I was feeling huffy and sort of raging and walked by some tanjee store on 23rd near park and went in to randomly get a bracelet in the window. So I go to the register in this crummy little boutique and the shop girl ringing me up says "I like your hair" and I told her it hadnt moved in 2 years and she said "Yeah, you look like Pee Wee Herman" to which I said God, thanks a lot. But then I was nice and said "Oh, I love Pee Wee though. You know I saw him on Leno recently and he got so old I was upset! Peee Wee can't get old!". She looked at me and said "Maybe he should have gotten plastic surgery". And I had had it with her - she needed to be told and was: "You need to get surgery. Have your mouth sewn up." Got the receipt. Left.
DIRTY SNOW RECESSION HOLIDAY ENERGY IN NYC STILL SUCKS
Want to get snowballs thrown at you? Make yourself appear as the ultimate snowball target and hand paint an old coat with snow tufts all over the back like this old lady did!
I wanted to tag so many people in this picture but they all have jobs.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
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