Friday, August 12, 2011

VULTURES: MY NEW FAVORITE MISUNDERSTOOD ANIMAL

I was thinking about how misunderstood they were because of how we just relate them to some bad human qualities (which are pretty bad). They don't kill anything. As I image searched I found the facts and I was right, they are splendid! Checkitout HERE .






I ACTUALLY CLOSE AT AROUND 2:45 A.M.

It takes balls to stay open all night on 10th Avevue - AND deliver.


Good. Looks like it's probably a half hour too long for everybody.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

NEW SCARE-A-ME SNOT SNEAKERS FOR ADIDAS


I don't have anything to pick with designer Jeremy Scott's new sneakers, I just have to make fun of anything I give a plug to that's making money. Just a little bit. Hey, I'm glad he got the Adidas job in this recession it must have been a close call. I loved his aqua faux snakeskin and orange trim high tops several seasons ago until some disgusting Lower East Side brat snagged them in less then an hour when I briefly left them outside my old Avenue C apartment door to dry off from the rain. The multiple shoe tongue pair that was made was very eye catching and I gues someone had to do it, but the people that got them were so ecstatic pointing at them that I just immediately hated them. Maybe it brought out a crowd who's tongues hang out. Desperate is never a cute look. I can appreciate all of them because I like a sneaker with some muscle, but I'm not sticking my foot into a panda bear. You know some 5'6" muscle midget dude is totally going to wear these...




PUT THE SIGN DOWN


Damn malfunctioning laser autofocus. I can barely see the hot guy behind him!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

LGBT YOUTH ARE THE HIPPIES OF TODAY

Thank You Billy Beyond

SLOW DAY


Saw this at Strand when I was gift shopping and hauled all the way back there the next day to get it. 3 million copies! What do her shoulders say?



There is graffiti and then, as the NYPD has put it, scraffiti, made from etching, scratching or using acid to vandalize (or make art). Personally, I think the graffiti world has had it's art world moment and should now go away. Especially since I can't find a Banksy in all the graffiti art I've lifted off the streets over the years. What you see above and below is... Peelfiti? These subway ads are laminates and the kids cut through the rubber and strip them, often putting eyeballs and mouths on other ads. Sometimes the madness can be beautiful...




Upper East Side realness. 3rd Avenue royalty.

More closed Saint Vincents, 51st Street side. I wonder if Ezo stuck Ethelin the hospital or right there...

Ethel doesn't really care.


Breakfast. 57th & 9th. Face like 10 miles of bad road though.

ugly shitty hipster hat that I hope someone discarded when they came to their senses.

SO UNPROFESSIONAL BUT LOL


Tuesday, August 9, 2011

WILDENSTEIN / LEPORE /ALBA!


The Duchess of Alba, Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva,
has apparently given up 800 some odd millions to billions to prove that she loves this younger Dracula man. She gave all the money to her handful of children who were against it, so she didn't really give it up, cause now she will probably now visit all of them at their huge houses... with the man they hate.




GROOVY GAHDENS

Monday, August 8, 2011

THE EAGLE / THE MONSTER: SNAXX

Nobody has to worry about camera setting when you just take pics of their bodies.

"OOH, a little STAGE!" -Dawn Davenport receiving gifts when coming home from the hospital ("And here's a hundred dollars!")

Who uses that toilet?!

Mm. Nothing hotter than a sexy injured man. I'm a real sick one to gravitate towards that. Injure yourself, great conversation for guy getting. During the recovery from one of my several nose breakages hispanic girls cruised me on the train. "ooh he got in a fight".