OH NO LIZ

"BUY ME AN IPOD CLASSIC FOR MY BIRTHDAY, HAVE A PICNIC FOR ME IN STRAWBERRY FIELDS AND THEN TAKE ME TO DINNER PLEASE"

I told them I loved them and that I would buy them an extension cord. The classic comes in white or brown (inset). R

VIEWS

CRYSTAL USERS CAN NOW BUY PIPES ON TV!

Watch instructional video at above link. Safety pin and electrical tape not included.

LEEE BLACK CHILDERS BIRTHDAY PHOTOS

Very drunk man tries to hit us with his car on the sidewalk! Click and look carefully at his face - he's not wearing a Jason mask that's him.

The Wellington Women's Welfare League is some guy that gets nude

Stupid camera delay offers before and after but never on time!

RAINBLO OFFICIALLY LEAVING NEW YORK :-<

All his drags have already been shipped to California. The city will not sparkle the same without him. R

I LOVE LADYFAG INVITATIONS

I'LL MISS HEARING HER SAY 'PICTURE IT' - ESTELLE GETTY

Tomorrow - well today, Friday, Lifetime is having a Golden Girls Marathon all day in observance of what would be Estelle Getty's 85th Birthday, as she passed away on tuesday July 22nd.

SHIRLEY MACLAINE AS CHANEL

On Lifetime television for women & gays. I love her and 'The Balcony' is playing in bryant park next monday the 28th. R

BRUNO WIZARD OF 'THE HOMOSEXUALS' LOOSES HIS SHOES AT SANTO'S PARTY HOUSE

The problem with a show being really low key word of mouth is that it can turn out empty




Maria DelGrecco, Brigitte & Lila

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS FROM JOE COCKER

LEEE BLACK CHILDERS 63RD BIRTHDAY INVITATION

Please come this thursday to the 63rd birthday of this legendary Rolling Stone magazine photographer and Warhol scenester! It's a free gala event with fabulous performances!

MAO SHOWROOM SERIOUS CLEARANCE SALE

This my favorite - by the Blonds- but click above for the MAO website and collections.
THEN GO AND CLEAN UP HONEY! (my sister already bought an amazing dress for $50- there)
Tuesday July 22nd,
Wednesday July 23 from 11-5pm
Thursday July 24 from 11-5pm
Friday July 25 from 11-2pm

High-end Designer Cocktail Dresses and eveningwear From $25 to $100

Shoes and Bags ONLY $10.

MAO SHOWROOM
580 Broadway
Room 506
Between Houston and Prince Streets

CASH ONLY

Thanks,

M

CAPTURED THE MOVIE - 2ND SCREENING @ WEBSTER HALL

Tuesday August 5th starting at 7pm
Click above for more information. I went to the 1st screening, which I wrote about to super A plus plus reviews (CAPTURED PREMIERE FRIDAY THE 13TH JUNE 2008). If you missed that, then this is your chance to see it! It is really remarkable!

"The immense size of the audience attending was a sign of your certain success" -Mayor Ed Koch
"Makes you feel like you are in the glory days of yesteryear... a raucous good time" -Chloe Sevigny
"How could 1,700 kids atending the Rooftop Festival be wrong?" -Billy Leroy

Clayton was arrested for taking photos of a fire on ludlow the other day

BILLY'S ANTIQUES AND PROPS WEBSITE

Very cool new t shirt

ABOUT ME - MYSPACE

This is several years old and before I removed it from my myspace, I wanted to preserve it here.

About me:
this information is a fictional manuscript that holds true. i am not responsible for, nor do i agree with, what it says. Sagittarian Manhattan Native/ WASP-AY' / NYC resident, german/english/scottish/french/roman american / Tattooed / 6' 120-185 lbs.. black hair and eyes, School of Visual Arts BA (photography) I LIKE: absurdity - no consistency to the type of people i know - exceptions to rules - pizzazz - fierce bitches - old hippies - sneakers - psychology - metaphysics - buddhism - hinduism - sufism - superstition - witchcraft - dreams - duane reade - art - insane people that rant in public and have great stuff - sh*t-kicking c*nts who tolerate no horse-sh*t - big black mammas that rule and tell people off and keep it all intact - melting plastic into art - weight training core training rollerblading swimming hiking rock climbing pilates yoga, the new x-rated sport from california: rollerf*ck*ng! also summersaults. need to learn to ride bicycle no drivers license could not turn car on and use - psychedelic - trapeze - music except some jazz, contemporary pop, hate drum & base, love old movies and bad movies, i do not have bad taste it is questionable, cannot watch excessive violence or any gore, i like documentaries, cult, anything with karen black, don't read magazines unless necessary, don't read the paper of watch the news, don't know many artists musicians or stars in our culture, want to dirt bike with a banana seat- think transsexuals are sublime - people who defected from mormonism, cults, christian science, yo mamma!, btw i'm gay. rocker chicks, graffiti, pedicures and that men have maintained feet although not a foot fan in general, india, thailand, poppers, anti depressants, health food, mta busses, m14 bus, jet blue, high tech hoveround wheelchairs, portable luggage, broken things, garbage, discarded things, odd, staunch women, heroes, daisies, electrical storms, airplane turbulence, commercials, hookers, sex theory, california, fellini, montserrat caballe, puccini, john waters, nina hagen, , subliminal music, the beach, fucked up old cars, ganja, psychology, jung, Tennessee williams, rumi, virginia wolfe, summerset maugham, hawthorne, ordering in, going back to nature but prefer going back to the hotel, people stuck in another decade, pasties, meat sugar water flapjacks greens supplements vitamins and questionable heath and medical theories, antiques, mod, textiles, prints, denim, the smell of the exhaust coming out of the dry cleaner, old art ladies with big ethnic necklaces, monks, firemen, free art, rotten acts and demented performers, fake tanner, wax, syncronicity, probability, premonition, sugar with salty on the side, gin and tonic, cigarettes, gardens and gardening, climbing vines, white birch trees, burned marshmallows, being regular, records, blazers and fantastic t shirts, my gorgeous sister, hot weather, saline solution, the sound of a pile driver at construction site when i'm horny, the smell of burning fires for cooking that reminds me of haiti, marilyn monroe, pink floyd, cool mellow holistic people that have kids, the sikhs, writing, krazy kat cartoon and golden girls, large posters, incense, fictitious animals and mythology, gods and goddesses, halloween and valentines day, space, smell of hot clean sidewalks after it rains, rhododendron, the tide, frogs, anyone named sierra crystal or dawn, listening to steven hawkins audio cds even tho i dont understand it, daiquiri ice ice cream @ 31flavors or strawberry w/ butterscotch, molasses, embroidery, old rope, grottos and glens, sheets that last over 5 days, foam carving, glitter art, those guys on stilts freak me out but i love the lady who spins by her teeth. have liked men for these reasons: alopecia, salt & pepper hair, the ass of death, having a hot piece: live or in his hand, talent, blondes, persians, conservative guys, hot messes, guys in the puppeteering profession, flame swallowers, sleazy guys, preppy professionals, great hearts, humor, deaf guys, albino black dudes with body, older lumberjack guys that smell like dip, pectorals, lips, necks, ass & hole all over the place - swashbuckling hunks that are actually bookish sweet, crater faces, mongoloid guys who are sweet have strong backs and ass and forearms&calves and are sweethearts, germans, ken dolls and total freak subversive guys, skull head queens, guys that don't pick their nose, guys who don't take themselves or drama in people too seriously, stalkers, guys with an 8 ball on their steering wheel, executive queens, madcap artists, short but hunky, any hot guy who can do a split (both of them), had a crush on tom of tom and jerry as a kid, never had crush on star (except christopher reeve), like guys who work for the parks department, neck tattoo, long island semi-gumbas but fit, mamma boy personality, and handsome with tacky hair in a car who wants to take me away and calls me baby, guys who want to watch the game while drinking beer as I bl*w them, wealthy eccentrics who are delightful or imagine with me, clipped body hair over smooth or hairy, guys with faded or f*ck*d up tattoo or tatts on their fingers, swimmers gymnasts or ballet dancers, guys w/ 3 rows of dark lashes or violet or white blue eyes, someone who doesn't have an extensive prison record and if does created amazing art out of stolen cafeteria supplies smuggled to his room, guys on bicycles with a thick big chain around waist, flight attendants, guys that smell like fabric softener, guys who have an honest capacity to be monogamous, guys that have many jock straps, someone who can talk with u on end about nothing and have fun, someone i think is the living end... R

STILL LIFE - STILL UNTALENTED

I was born really talented. Luckily, for those with mediocre talent and pretentious taste there is always the art of still life architectural photography. I know I'm generalizing and treading on many famous and talented artists who did take great photos of inanimate objects. I'm not talking about them - you know who you are. Unless you are using a film camera with a format larger than 35 mm (or you made your camera yourself), your pics of buildings that 'reflect your original taste of form' and inspired shots of 'sputnik lamps' are tired and so are you. I remember in photo school - everyone with no talent combed the museums and shot all the classic sculpture and architecture. I mean with someone else doing the WORK designing the thing, how could you go wrong. Well you have gone terribly wrong and your images are as shallow as you are. R

THE NEW CHARLIE'S INC.

A 'Charlie' is another word for a 'John". My girlfriends in the life have told me that with the state of the economy, not a lot of new meat and potatoes have been coming in. Well, now there's finally an outlet!

THE LEGENDARY HOUSE OF XTRAVAGANZA VOGUE AT DEITCH PROJECTS / ASSUME VIVID ASTRO FOCUS

We drove to Long Island Cuty

Assume Vivid Astro Focus







{Deitch has their guests in two shifts: the rich, who get caterers and full bar, then later, us, who get beer and no air conditioning}

The show begins. The opening was featuring youth and then... no, your eyes are not deceiving you: this is some serious walking. I included all of it.





























A very healthy lady was kind enough to pose

Amanda Lepore, later at Family