LOOK SUGGESTION

But 2X as much eye makeup and more hair and carry weapons... during that time of the month. Take back the streets.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A LOT OF SURGERY WHEN...

...you take your plastic surgeon's advice to tape your glasses to your forehead for over half a year to keep trauma off your new nose!

I LIKE THE DARK SOMETIMES

TRULY TWISTED CONCEALER MADNESS

All of her videos on YouTube are car wrecks I can't escape from viewing. Applying invisible concealer on an already made-up face. And that muttering to herself! You know she's saying softly "Yes, that's right mama." Who needs to go out when getting ready is such a delight?

I'VE BEEN READY

"POPPA SMURF" GRILL

In case you don't know about or need to be reminded again that you can't have one of these cards designed for the sick rich, here it is! The American Express "Centurion" card! Look at ALL the real perty charcoal and black embossed accessories you get with it (as well as an extra bitch card)! Love the note paper: "Dear Sirs, I am rich as f*ck. Sincerely, Mr. MoneyButts."

COP SMACKER & DUCT TAPE

UNTITLED - REAVIS HUNTER EITEL

Over 400 blog entries. Paragraphs and and paragraphs. Madly combing through each sentence structure, never allowing typos, forever elaborating on endless things that nobody may ever read. I have to write the book. The actual story, not day to day observations of my life. I say the story because there is only one that's gone over and over in my head and I can't go forward without it removed. I don't know but my imagination is leading me to feel that some of these characters are dead people, but all standing right next to me quietly and gazing, sometimes touching my hand, hovering and vying for their parts. I'm not shooting for mediocrity but have no expectations of great literature. If even just a rotten writer, the information and dirt I have to spill will be be impossible to dismiss. Watch me - just watch me!

BLACK FRIDAY

I love black poinsettia with silver glitter trim. I spent very little and made out with some Hysterics Glamour and a fantastic Grace Jones t-shirt.

RUNNER UP BIRTHDAY GIFT

I WANNA REACH OUT AND GRAB 'YA!

I Love my new forearm talisman!

I'M STARTING A NEW BAND!

THANK YOU ALL

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SO MUCH! GREAT FUN! LOVE REAVIS

BIRTHDAY BYTCHAZ

LADYFAG SHAVED / MY BIG FAT GREEK WAXING

She's beautiful either way, but being the liberated woman she is, she's always run on the hairier side. She looka good nair'ed down too!

THE ART OF THE FLIRT

Did you now that Rita Hayworth's alluring strip tease of taking off just ONE glove in "Gilda" caused a censorship uproar! More so than a great deal of other nudity at the time. It's how she did it that they just weren't ready for. I hope to flirt a lot in the late summer of 2009. I'm reading up as much as I can... eye contact... confidence... look down... look back... (Never have the look of someone caught looking over somebody's shoulder during a test! It's not a cute look).

35 YEARS & STILL IN PROGRESS

Wednesday I quietly turn 35. Last years fabulous repulsive banquet table of over 20 people at the Red Lobster at Times Square will not be seen again!

PUSH

THINGS WE REALLY NEED: NEW MUSEUM, MOSS, PAUL SMITH ETC.

Saw Elizabeth Peyton at The New Museum today and was SO glad that I was thin and pretty.



Shopping - To Uniqlo for the new $9.99 (low price thru thanksgiving only) shirts that they claim generate heat. We shall see. Then to paperies and astronomical furniture stores. Anyone for a Swarovski chandelier just short of $100,000? Anyone...? Anyone...? (red phone rings and is picked up by gloved hand).






Etoile Crime Scene Wall Paper - Divine!

SHE'S COME DOWN FROM THE VIOLET SKIES TO SAVE THE DAY

I'm always honored when people let me into their archives and I wish I could have reproduced better shots of her club days photos. You may remember her from dancing in the cage suspended in the center of the Limelight back in the day. She hung with Olympia & Tattie & Pat. She always wears purple. When asked why, she says "It just makes everything easier." She has shown me purple as a compliment to every color and even has a subtle varying collection of mute colored purples. New York magazine did an article on people who wore monochromatic clothes and they sure missed her! The 'purplage' is bursting out of everything. Even the mattes on her Salvador Dali drawings have a purple hue. If it isn't purple, she makes it purple. Presently, she is the captain on racing sailboats and yachts in tropical locales, which I think is just a divine career.