I CAN'T KEEP IT ON

NAME THAT PART

SPANK ZINE

I love a zine. Remember the only awesomest E. Village zine store on E.7th street in the 80's? No? Well I prefer a zine. Especially this one because it's mocked that perfectly gay handy cut and size of those square HX & Next zines which I'm glad they ripped: We need this option. It was a breath of fresh air to pick these little things up every month.

YOU NEED TO GET...

I BOUGHT MONOGRAMMED HANKERCHIEFS THINKING SOMEONE MAY NEED ONE FROM ME BUT DIDN'T KNOW THEY MIGHT TRY TO MAKE ME CRY

WHEN SOME MEN I SPEND TIME WITH ANONYMOUSLY USE MY CAMERA TO TAKE PICS OF ME THEN PUT IT BACK WITH MY STUFF

CHOOSING MY 'TAN' COLOR FOR THE NEXT FEW SUMMER MONTHS (& CLICK HERE FOR THE BEEF JERKY & FROST & TIP LOOK)

I get a color card of white tones at the paint store each summer to see what tan I'm going to try out. I am no longer going for the off white I usually opt to turn in the summer months, but instead am going for an egg shell this year. I would like to be body sprayed a very subtle light blue if it will last a few days. Nothing flashy.

LOVE HOT NAZI MOTORCYCLE HELMETS LOVE THICK MANLY NECK CHARMS THAT GO CLANKING IN MY FACE

NEXT FRACTURED APARTMENT HELL INCIDENT EXECUTED BY MY AGRO KEY STRUGGLES WITH THIS CRUMMY DOOR

Snap. It Stuckinthere. No pliers or tweezers I bought around the corner could get it out. Then it pushed through... or something. I don't know what happened but I have the lock back. I have to jiggle and beat and fight the thing even more now. This is the second door locking disaster of my doing in just a few days (the party a few entries below). Also, now 2 possible entrances to my place are disfigured what with the skylight. I mean I don't care it's just weird. I should repel from the roof through the window to get home now maybe. Actually I'm staying clear of the widows.

NOW THEY'VE DONE IT.

My neighborhood has already been ruined by NYU and now the little bastards have jumped UP and DOWN on my skylight and broken the top bubble. I almost wish they fell through. Who the hell does this?! Whatthafuckisgoinonheyah?!? HUH?


A picture of a classic NYU loser on their webpage.

I WOULD BUY EVERY PRECIOUS COLLECTIBLE PSYCHEDELIC POSTER IF I COULD

LOST MY PIN

No not to my money. Although that would be a great excuse for never having enough. I lost the pin to my google blog account! Haven't been able to comment on blogs I love for a while now. I had some relative bury the numbers under a rock somewhere... it will be sorted out.

LADY NUTS UP OVER THE GAYS

ONLY I COULD ACCIDENTALLY LOCK THE HOSTESS OUT OF HER BEDROOM AT A PARTY CREATING A LINE OF MEN TRYING TO BUST IN THE DOOR

SPOOKED!

SHE GOT THE TATT WITH HIM ON JUST THE 2ND DATE

And looky - it's still healing!!!




That's what every host and dj says to me with their lying fucking eyes. OK every 3rd or 4th. Bastards. I'm not made of money. At least not every day.

UMBRELLA HOUSE

NEVER GO TO THAT GOD AWFUL ALEGRIA IT'S A GOD AWFUL TWEAKER SCENE BUT THESE TWO WERE FIERCE

GAYS IN LOVE

REAVIS IN FAB & JO / JO JO AMERICO

I HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING IT THE PAST FEW DAYS

It's hard going out every night with a smile on after being in seclusion for 11 months. It takes courage to enjoy it. See, now I'm quoting stupid annoying Bjork - now I'm really in trouble.

WEAK

6 muscular Gay guys go out to a club where nobody has their shirts off. They all take their shirts off and dance in a circle with their back to everyone glaring and grinning at each other and ignoring everyone else. Fucking disgusting.


A map of hell.

RECESSION NIGHTS

Had to take this poster that was peeling off a construction site and smack it up on my front door.


The sneakers just keep going all the way up the stair of my building. All my neighbors are weenies so they are safe.


A cab to go out at night can run you $9-15 each way. Drinks are almost or over $10-. Everybody is dressed to go out and on the subway all night.


Oh no he didn't! Yes I did. I had been drinking tequila. She giggled and was cool about it.

ROOTSTEIN MANNEQUIN SHOWROOM ROTATATING BARBIE WINDOW DISPLAYS

I BOUGHT NEW TOWELS

AWESOME INSANE INSANE MANIC FAN MAIL

I’m gonna knock the both of you beauties out in a minute. Leave my fat, bald ass out of it!!! ****, where the hell are Reavis and ****** right now? I need some male bonding to boost my fragile ego. *******, ****’s boyfriend is total rock star good looking and Reavis is just about the most handsome man I’ve ever seen. His body is unbelievable and covered in the most beautiful tattoos. Oh my God, I’m in love with Reavis!!! Go have fun. I’m locking up my office and having a beer with the guys, then taking care of my son tonight until Laura gets home from the Gym. Love ya both’. Play nice. Cheers. I have a title too.........................bitch. You’re lucky you’re still so beautiful after all these years Dr. ****. I can and will still kick your skinny ass though.

I ADORE BRIGITTE BULGER

ATRO EARLE'S HAIR HAS BEEN FANTASTIC LATELY

HARDLY THE CABRIDE OF SHAME FOR ME THIS MORNING

NIGHTSHIFT

I CAN'T GO FOR THAT

I COULD GO FOR THAT... MY BLOG IS BEAUTIFUL AGAIN

THE DELIGHTS OF THE BOSTON MARKET ON 23RD STREET & 8TH

The BM on West 23rd is like a soup kitchen. It's a dank humid den of sugar injected food.

KIKI GIRL!

I GET READ FOR DIVULGING PERVERSION

Everyone was horrified by the dick pic. They also found my divulging dating stories beneath me and my facebook status updates about blow jobs not suitable for a gentleman. I was told that I am always polite and discreet and should maintain that. SO to that effect I'm going to cool it on the raunch - for a year. OK maybe in a few weeks I'll put a picture of my ass up. Any votes on yes or no? It was mean dirty pirate that encouraged me to flaunt it. Yeah. Yeah, it's HIS fault email HIM.

I'M ALOOF IN EVEN THE HOTTEST OF SITUATIONS

MEAN DIRTY PIRATE PLAYS THE CHARLIE'S ANGELS BOARDGAME BUT ONLY IF HE CAN BE JILL MONROE

THANKS BILLS