ENTER YOUR CATEGORY

CANADA DRY IS A LIE.

WHERE I WILL LIVE

FOR THE LOVE OF CHINATOWN

I'M TAKING BRAZILIAN JIU-JIYSU

So I can do this. I hear that you can break someone's arm in half if you know what you are doing.


I get to wear this. End of story.


WeRk!

LIKEISAIIIIID, FINEBYME.

LAST KENNY SCHARF COSMIC CAVERN PARTY OF THE DECADE

Ohhh

ANTON OF BJM HAS SOMETHING TO SHARE...... (?)

VANJEALOUS

FEW THINGS I WANTED BUT DID NOT GET TODAY

Nosferatu shadow shower curtain!


More men's sock suspenders.


A clammy David Bowie with a Ken crotch and alien eyes lying in bed next to me.


mmmm.

YES YOU SHOULD TIP

I LOVE BJM NOT BECAUSE I'VE EVER BEEN A FAN BUT BECAUSE I LOVE ANTON TO DEATH

It's so true. Your lives are awful... and it's not your fault - I'm not reading you at all. It just sucks the way it's all worked out, the blocks that all fit together in the most perfect and wasteful way. Fucking sucks shiite so yes, anyone with any sanity would go mental it is true.

READY FOR THE NEXT HALF OF MY YOUTH

HUNTER THOMPSON RESPONSE TO CONTRACTS SENT TO HIM / FUCKBALLS

This has been floating around amongst some television people long enough that I think I can finally post it. Good stuff.

FOR ONLY LOVE CAN CONQUER HATE

You know his father killed him.

GOD I WAS YOUNG

Well, only in my 20's here. I started at 14 having parties in NYC, sweet 16 at the Red Zone. Sorry for the blur, camera on standby & actual image pretty crisp. God I was skinny. Mind you shirt was pre glitter studs. Flesh nude on illusion tank Jimmy Helvin. Photo Steven Ashmore.



Old stencils.




Little younger here. Bad bad copies of E6 slides printed into cibachrome. Dug though stuff and just snapped them. At the start of college. I would snag some of my mothers jewels and hang them off my canopy bed and draw beards on myself to see what I might look like as an adult man. The multiple arms are sandwiched slides, pre photoshop. The originals, which I have, are as sharp as Karsh photos. Everything is buried in storage boxes and my mothers ready to wear closets. Who the hell wants to see all this. It's information that has no place, unless someone on the Upper Eat with some brains money and a whole lot of time shows interest. That's always slim. I just thank everything that I am still slim and beyond imagination. That's interesting enough for me. Happy happy for me on Thanksgiving. Every 7 for me you know.

I'M ALSO RELATED DIRECTLY TO CHARLEMAGNE, ONE OF THE (yawn) KING HENRY'S AND A WHOLE SLEW OF ROMAN EMPERORS. OLD FAMILY. CAVE DRAWINGS LOL.

Fine print written under her is dead true. I don't think any of them were that beautiful, all later depictions. Let's face it, all royalty ust have made the artists create gorgeous likenesses. Would you make the wueen look like a brick?

Record locators. Trust. Not that it's done me any good in this world of yours. Ok, and mine. As my birthday approaches on thursday these things are interesting me. Oh and the letters from Lincoln to my famous ancestors in the 'new world' we have. I should sleep in graveyard soil.


One on many 'Von's' I'm related to in the fairly New World that I made a painting of. Could find the name. Who cares. "Any many whose only worth is that of his illustrious past is like a potato - the only good belonging to him is deep beneath the ground" -Another dead guy.


An even older relative of mine.

I DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE ME WHEN I WENT OUT SO I CUT OUT ENLARGEMENTS OF CIBACHROME PRINTS OF MY FEATURES AND MANDE MASKS. PRE LEIGH BOWERY.

Sister Dimension leafed through the photos in the 90's and said she never knew I was so sick.

FRAGMENTS OF SOPHIA LAMAR ; INVITATION & B&W SHOTS BY ME

Sophia Lamar on the left in mailer. C.C., my favorite model, right.


Fictional digital face I made, left, Amanda on the right.