MAO-MAURICIO PADILHA BIRTHDAY / THE JANE HOTEL ROOFTOP NYC / MAO PR

SUSANNE BARTSCH THE STANDARD

The sound system at The Standard is so good that people can hear you talk about them.  We said Leigh Bowery when we saw this queen and she said "All Leigh Bowery did was stick things on his face."  TOLD.

I think this should be everywhere - Free huge glasses of ice water.  Everywhere.  And restrooms.

WESTGAY

CREDITORS ON ACID, BAD SAD CREDIT / U.F 'HO / J. CRUDE

Wtf is 'goin on here - the creditors are tripping.  And my god if you only have 500- credit you get humiliated by a catalog called Finger Hut? It's not already bad enough for you? Somebody finally got credit and now they're being mongered by someone trying to sell them Raymour and Flannigan crap? It ain't right what they done do there to those people it ain't right !

Sick of these hambone triangle headed Darren Steven models on crack with lips so thin they give you a paper cut. Men should be sold by the pound.

SUPER JUICE

HEALTH HAZARD CLOSED