SUSANNE BARTSCH THE STANDARD

The sound system at The Standard is so good that people can hear you talk about them.  We said Leigh Bowery when we saw this queen and she said "All Leigh Bowery did was stick things on his face."  TOLD.

I think this should be everywhere - Free huge glasses of ice water.  Everywhere.  And restrooms.

PARTICIPANT GALLERY NYC

One of these plaster casts was made from the piece of Jimi Hendrix. Whose is the corkscrew?

Were everyones's privates in the 60's gross?











Sorry to get gross but somebody made this unflattering thing. It doesn't do a thing for any body, in or out of shape. A tuck plate would be cheaper and for the first time ever, more comfortable! At least the back breathes.

"SARAH PALIN EYES" BRANDON OLSON & TABBOO! @ CHEZ LAVINIA

"SARAH PAIN EYES" Brandon Olson & TABBOO!

"Thank You For Being A Friend" Madness Mess!


"I Can Give A Little Whip"

BRANDON OLSON & TABBOO! @ TELEPHONE BAR

I documented Lavinia's thursdays at Telephone Bar, and now it's going to be hopping even more with Brandon Olson & Tabboo!

TABBOO! PAINTINGS GALLERY SHOW OPENING AND PERFORMANCE

0 to surreal in moments. I regret being able to photoshop any of these images to format them. I just got my new computer and am having trouble loading photoshop as I do not have the codes - any clue? Also, let me just say: don't walk around all over Manhattan during a financial crisis with a huge glossy Mac shopping bag with a big silver apple on it. People can be hateful. I was scrarred. The show:



Thank you TABBOO! for bringing us some vaudeville!






The Chinaman queen took the cake for me with his filler during costume changes, a monologue rant about a binge with a drug dealer.




Brandon Olson as The Grim Reaper






It was crowded and hot as hell in there. Luckily a band of 4 lovely trannies grabbed me and pulled me to the front row where I sat on the floor at the feet of the most well preserved beautifully tempered Ellen Burstyn tranny. LOVED HER.