LEGGY LINK

The woman with the longest legs in the world, Russian Svetiana Pankratova, and Ping Ping from China, the smallest man in the world. Putting any dysmorphia I may have felt today in total perspective.

MY HANDSOME LEG

I was looking for the clip from Orlando where Quentin Crisp as Queen Elizabeth beckons Tilda Swinton (in male drag) over to her saying "Come, your handsome leg" as she then puts a royal garter on his calf and gives him a huge estate and tells him never to grow old... but I couldn't find it.

I like to spend my summers in shorts with strong calf muscles and shaved legs. I'll let you guess what the other calf says on it. R

(from Female Trouble:)
DIVINE: Look at my leg! Look at it! (demented laughter)
JUDGE: Remove the subject from the court! Disgusting Display!