COUNTDOWN TO 40

It's coming. I'm 36, as of last November, so 36.5. This is the time. The future isn't all bleak ; the 40's will be awesome, so long as I don't think about them ending. And they will. 50. 50! When it happens... to me (oh my GOD)... I'm just going to plan on wearing very expensive YSL suits and try to learn how to read again.


With three $100- bills as a book mark.

Don'tthinkaboutitDon'tthinkaboutitDon'tthinkaboutit... Buck up! Pull yourself together! Try to forget how to count as well. Go to the gym and shut up.

THE FUTURE IS BORING

The new Cooper Union building has classrooms on the street that you can just gaze into at night, if you are rude like me. I actually popped these quickly but I think I got clocked in the second on by the professor. It used to be that a lot the people that got into school could because they had money or were full of crap, but now that it's so difficult to get ad educashion its more ad more of them smart folks that thinks good getting to school much done very. Problem is that a lot of the people that excel in academics aren't always the most interesting people, so I hope they discover cures and some self powered oxygen bubbles that we can float in through space because the tone and design of the future from looking at this gremlin generation is going to be dull.

BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY HAT DEPARTMENT

I'm never on time, I'm always slightly early. That way I am always on time. I had 9 minutes before a meditation so I ducked into Burlington Coat Factory with it's very depressing men's department looking for some sort of Zen. On the way down from the escalator I saw this lovely sight - hurry to BCF for your Easter hat!