I wanted a bust on the empty little bathroom shelf above my glasses shelf, but Beethoven or a religious symbol just wasn't what I wanted on display in the can. What my bathroom needed was some authentic colonial Americana (Auntie Mame clip visiting the Upson Downs patio sadly unavailable on Utube). American imagery is what is hot right now. How dignified President Lincoln looks...
Whoop SuRpRiSe! Yes, his head pops off and the bottle unscrews revealing a 70's aftershave with a scent resembling paint thinner. Fantastic. Industrial strength power for after shaving off that burly 60's beard that just wasn't cutting it in the 70's. It cost me almost nothing on Ebay because the after shave was depleted (thankfully) and it didn't come with the box. New, with the box the price was a whole different story.
Before Robitussin I guess kids crawled under the sink and got wasted on Avon products.
oooooooooooooooh. Well at least they're weighing things out. It is our job to keep on him to see that he does keep the children intact. I like the yellow demon eyes, I do hope he shoots lasers at some point but I think the beams from his eyes would be slow and sapphire blue.
