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Thursday, April 30, 2009

SOCK GARTER EMERGENCY




Cocktails are increasingly expensive and I don't have the time to lean on aloof bartenders. It's also warmer and I don't have much of any pockets in my tight clothes. Nobody pats me down. Fancy a little upper neatly tucked away against my calf?