ASS OUT!

Jordache. Yes I embroidered BB at the top and no it doesn't stand for Bowery Bar. When I wore these for Halloween almost decade ago I went to get cigarettes and things for people getting ready and this big black lady was with friends sitting up on a mailbox and she bugged out. When I was coming back from the deli she put her hand up, all stop in the name of love, and said "ASS!" then quickly turned her hand around and showed me the back of it and said "OUT!". "ASS OUT!" I could show you how she did it with my hand. We do it all the time now.

STILL LIFE - STILL UNTALENTED

I was born really talented. Luckily, for those with mediocre talent and pretentious taste there is always the art of still life architectural photography. I know I'm generalizing and treading on many famous and talented artists who did take great photos of inanimate objects. I'm not talking about them - you know who you are. Unless you are using a film camera with a format larger than 35 mm (or you made your camera yourself), your pics of buildings that 'reflect your original taste of form' and inspired shots of 'sputnik lamps' are tired and so are you. I remember in photo school - everyone with no talent combed the museums and shot all the classic sculpture and architecture. I mean with someone else doing the WORK designing the thing, how could you go wrong. Well you have gone terribly wrong and your images are as shallow as you are. R