I CAME EXCLUSIVELY TO SEE A PERFORMANCE BY FFFLLLOOOYYYDDD

Patrick Duffy (left) never sleeps or exercises nor stops smoking and always looks fantastic. A genetic wonder.



Some Friday the 13th gore for you. Fflloyyd (above and below) had some pretty bad stomach problems last night, followed by setting his hand on fire and an elephant man tumor removal look...





















I'm glad I didn't stash my coat under that stage!

TIME IS COMING

At some point I'll tell you the awful boogercrack story of having my nose broken on Avenue B in the 80's (it 'aint pretty) but I just got it fixed two weeks ago exactly. I have been flooded with everybody's plastic surgery dreams and have a small spiral notebook with what everyone wants me to ask the surgeon (list of names avail upon paypal payment to me, let's talk) as they ride on the coat tails of my consultation fees. Not a problem, I am always a very generous person.