COUNTDOWN TO MY FREEDOM

I am getting closer to being done with the hideous medical treatment. Needles... I mean needlesS to say I don't have a date this Friday night sitting around making diagrams like the one above. Child, lately I can't give it away! A lonely old museum guard at the Metropolitan did tell me I had pretty eyes at the Beyond Babylon exhibit yesterday.


These new life size wooden cutouts of the Texan Hill family are totally bizarre to see on the Lower East Side. It's a huge display with a real wooden fence installed and even a nice astro turf trim at the bottom. Maybe because it's Houston street. Are the Hills from Houston, Texas? You do know that we pronounce Houston St. differently than Houston Texas? Is it political art? I can't imagine Fox would advertise like this. Today Hank was missing - somebody got him. I'm considering going by there and snagging Peggy tonight before someone else does.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!


Nobody wants Bobby. I think this orphaned image will endure for a while.


OH NO THEY DIDN'T! I was coming home with groceries tonight and saw this! They weren't skilled enough to remove it and/or were just vandals because there was no reason to crack his wooden arms off to get the thing off. I think someone peeled the face off as a last desperate attempt, I don't know. I had nothing to do with this. RIP Bobby.

I LOVE ROCHE

In all seriousness, I am unusually sober this year and on a 'cure' treatment, which I mentioned before. I'll spare you images of the 2 fashion color injectables and all the cerulean blue capsules I have to take. I'm supposed to feel like total crud but I feel fantastic, my workouts keep stepping up, my diet is great and the doctors feel that I am responding in a way that in 9 months I may be cured - for real. People want to know the secret as to why my skin is becoming so gloriously and unnaturally young looking the past few months - and although I do put the highest concentration of glycolic acid available on my face 2X a day as well as green tea vitamins block and moisturizer (exfoliating and religiously shaving my face helps bring out a fresh coat as well) - I must confess that my secret is a weekly injection of a mild chemo like fluid called interferon, product name Pegasis.

The interferon up close looks like streamers at a very fabulous party


Whereas the Ribaviron pill, who I affectionately call 'Riba', resembles more of a cute puppy with a bone

(BEFORE&AFTER) - A New Treatment

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