It's not because I'm a clean freak, it's because I'm in Manhattan and not on the 40th floor, plus I'm 12 blocks away from the electric company and I hate to disappoint you but electricity isn't clean. There's a miniscule black layer on everything that collects in 4-5 days and it is very real. I should actually be cleaning right now, not writing. Oh.... oh no no the dirt is collecting. I have to go. It's not because I'm a clean freak.
