Showing posts with label swine flu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label swine flu. Show all posts

Thursday, June 11, 2009

I'M SICKER THAN YOU THOUGHT


Mild fever mild sinus ballooning mild stomach issues (mild bleak outlook) headache now reaching unheard of levels plus full body paralysis and shock from lifting 2 days ago resulting in muscle spasms and full body convulsions plus I can't get any more sleep for now. I'll be fine!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

DON'T GO SEE THAT GOD AWFUL SALVADOR DALI AS A YOUNG GAY GUY MOVIE IT IS GOD AWFUL WITH LIFETIME ORIGINAL MOVIE PRODUCTION VALUES AND BAD TAILORING


Oh my gosh but the crazy lady sitting across from us covered her whole face top and bottom in a white muslin gauze and covered her huge body and every time there was a gay scene or anything like that she was going "oooh ah ah ooooooooooh ooooh. oooooh. oohoooh uh uh. oh. ooooooooo. oh oh ho oh ho." and other little noises. Had to take a picture. My dates arms were SO huge that I almost couldn't sit in the movie chair next to him (6'1 over 240#). He tried to put his arm around me but it was so huge that it was all fucked up so I just ended up laying on one of them with both my arms wrapped around them.