Ready the "laser" beam! 1X a week intermittently for an hour. This is my year of extreme improvement and that calls for extreme beauty treatments. Industrial strength vats of whitening isn't enough for my choppers apparently. I mean they're white but they don't glow in the dark like my friend Angie (and they won't unless they get capped).
"You can't un-fry things Jerry. You can't be something you're not."
-Professor Noblet, Strangers With Candy
