Sunday, October 18, 2009

TAKING A BREAK


I don't feel so good. Be back when something happens.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pop some of dem self-esteem pills-there's more in there... Or cook em up and shoot em right into the jugular. Go on a psychotically manic bender, start bossing people around, learn to fly, think in positives instead of negatives, go to a christian science reading room and meet some folks, order huge, lavish dinners and dump it straight into the toilet just because you can, write some obnoxious texts to the hardest working people you know in the middle of week, think about how much better shape you're in. Now, if none of this helps, fine, but I think I've done my best to give some good, practical examples...

October 18, 2009 at 3:49 PM
Reavis Eitel said...

Omg you are my ultimate solution person? Do you have a private practice? Hourly rate? I'm on all these suggestions!

October 18, 2009 at 9:10 PM
Anonymous said...

Forget the rates-I'm in public practice... But I am quite happy to hear the lilt in yer loins coming back so quick.. I knew you'd bounce back, we gottta keep you going optimally and that's why I'm here... I have been dispatched as an emissary under the auspices of the surgeon general to attend to your every mental state. Get too low? I'm gonna ratchet you up... Too high? No such thing! we'll leave ya there! like the manic, effervescent, phosphorescent, RE-pubescent, most tee-ruffic dude struttin his stuff all da live long day! I'll be keeping an eye on you, should you falter cry out "come forth emissary, taketh me back up to the soaring highs and forsake these devastating lows....

October 19, 2009 at 7:38 PM
Reavis Eitel said...

YOU'RE hired!

October 19, 2009 at 8:01 PM

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