THIS IS NOT A STAGED ELMO ROADKILL

This greeted the start of my day Monday. I've haven't been blogging because I had my head in the toilet since last week. Not dieting, sick. Thing is that when I get sick I don't receive get well cards I get ignores or hate texts since people assume that I'm either ignoring them or I'm on drugs - or both! I lead a charmed life. I weight lifted and got a haircut today regardless. I actually got a little alarmed and sort of offended when people related to me showed concern. I'm sick all the time you just can't tell. It's an art. I'm a staunch character.