PRAISE HIM

My ___________ recently told me to join a church. I told my ___________ that the Bible says that Homosexuals will writhe in Hell and my ____________ said many denominations don't think so. I told him that the last time I went into a church blood dripped from the walls and my ________ was amused, but went back to the church joining idea.


I sent an email with this picture:

Dear __________,

I am a very spiritual person. The other day a church was throwing out a 7 1/2' light up cross out and i carried it on my shoulder down avenue C. I painted it gold on the roof and put lights in it. I care. My landing is my church. I praise him.

Love, Rev