BALL DEEP

Isn't that the only way?

I CAN'T RESPECT MYSELF FULLY UNLESS I LOOK NOTHING SHORT OF $250- AN HOUR. OUT ONLY.

PROSTITUTE THEORY - COMPLEX STUFF

I had to read this in college in a class called "Sex, race & Representation". The teacher was this man heating bag lady that would try to brainwash us by reading Bell Hooks loudly in our faces. She had no sense of humor. I dropped the class and wrote a letter to her and the department which wasn't very nice.

HUSTLER'S HANDBOOK

I LOVE THE WOMEN IN MY LIFE

O U T

GOD FKNG BLESS FKNG BRANDON OLSON

NEW MISSION: ELIMINATION OF CARB FACE

That's it. Doubling the cardio, no breads no sweets. They're taxing the fat peoples favorite foods you know? I'm all for it. I can't be puffy anymore.


I'll also never look like this. Did he look like this?


Sinus puffage has been a characteristic of my pelican puss and I feel like Rocky Dennis.

SUMMER BROW ADVICE HEEDED

Please intervene if I ever do this...

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN MY EYES WILL SOON BE TURNING RED

NO SEX UNTIL THE 3RD DATE?!?!

Isn't that what girls do? I don't want the long boardwalk date all the time. Bring your goods and present. On the table, now. Ok, maybe a balance of both, but I don't want to leaf through hard cover books and look at our favorite actresses together. It results in my sitting at home on a Saturday night making images like this for my blog instead of... And I can't do the sex sites, everyone ignores me or is on crack. They don't make always cruising body image obsessed cock ring carrying sex driven Gay men like they used to folks. Now every Gay has a recyclable tote dangling from his skinny arm and is going to meet his female best friend who he "Liiiiiiiives for!"



Yawn!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEEE!