-Your dermatologist says you are the only patient he has that wants the 'unnatural look'
-Hook ups run from your apartment screaming that you are pulled too tight
-You can see both of your ears without a mirror
-When you finish saying something at dinner and people say 'Thank you Speaker of the House Pelosi"
That's it this is ridiculous. I'm scaring people. If I'm going to get all mannish I have to face the fact: An almost 36 year old man without one wrinkle is just creepy. Hmmmm... I've decided to age...
-When you have a Kenny Rogers belt buckle in your closet and don't see the irony....
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Manly Beauty Tip: Exposing your flesh to ultraviolet rays ages your skin more rapidly.
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