Tuesday, July 28, 2009

NEW MISSION: ELIMINATION OF CARB FACE


That's it. Doubling the cardio, no breads no sweets. They're taxing the fat peoples favorite foods you know? I'm all for it. I can't be puffy anymore.


I'll also never look like this. Did he look like this?


Sinus puffage has been a characteristic of my pelican puss and I feel like Rocky Dennis.

9 comments:

joe*to*hell said...

you cant be puffy no more? when were you? i fail to see it in your photos

as for precious. mariah's ugly moneky mug is all i need to see to never eat again myself

Reavis Eitel said...

Thnxxxxxxxxxx j*o*e.....;>

faginlove said...

R your wisdom teeth still in? I had mine taken out (for dental reasons) a year ago, n bingo, skinny cheeks n cheekbones!

Reavis Eitel said...

I had them out. If I want no cheeks they would have go in from the inside of my mouth and remove the illegal silicone injections I had put in there in a back alley in Harlem over a decade ago. Doctor said I would have nerve damage if they tried to go in there so I got them for life. Now that I'm out of the surge closet entirely, I thought I would share. However, I stopped the carb sugar etc a few days ago and the puff is going down, even on the cheeks. Silicone and fat are bosum buddies, they hang together... lol. But silicone is forever, truly. They are going to have to scrape it off the floor of the oven when they cremate me.

joe*to*hell said...

dammit I need that silicone. take me

Reavis Eitel said...

She apparently doesn't like to see males anymore, but I think my chin is a little crooked and it needs a dot or 2 put in. She's the best. She wrote a book - I have a signed comp LOL! I'll ask some trans for her number and maybe we can go up there - you can pay for the cabs.

joe*to*hell said...

as long as it isn't cooking oil or some Priscilla Presley shit I am in.

Reavis Eitel said...

She's the only good one. Being doing it since the 70's. She'll only do tiny amounts at a time and it's industrial grade. She was a nurse that did it legally up until the early 70's when it became illegal. You know she's good if she did it illegally since the 70', those trannies would have killed her if they got botch jobs! She does it with great dignity. $100, cash.

Reavis Eitel said...

but don't fo it.