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I MISS SOME PEOPLE

CLUB KID BITES SOMEONE'S EAR OFF

And I just happened to find a picture of the biter in one of my friends albums today!

3 THINGS I WISH WE COULD DO AWAY WITH AT ONCE

JUST COMING OUT OF THE CAVE OF SICKNESS

SWEAT HELL

I've had a fever to tell since Monday. Look at all the muscle weight I lost in my chest! It finally just broke the other day. My apartment looks like Mr's did in The Color Purple after Celie left him. I look so ugly that I cannot go out to get food until it is dark. This is the way an evil and Christian god punishes me for my pleasurable lifestyle.

THINGS I'M COMPLETING

I dug out all these unfinished pieces from the past several years that I had stored. I have so many new things I'm making that I'm really not feeling very engaged with these, so I'm knocking them all off with some day glow and then repainting in the values. More at my minor attempt at documenting and cataloging a sliver of the many things I've made in my life and never kept track of at ReavisHunterEitel.

I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BACK TO NJ FOR A WILD WEEKEND

IN PRAISE OF K

BENEFIT FOR LARISSA DUMONDE

Furrier Larissa DuMonde (pictured enthroned), the muse of Thierry Mugler, has financially hit the rocks due to an alcohlism that we all have a great affection for. A benefit was put together to help Larissa and every single kookanut from Pat Field to the Bunion came in droves. I was a bit out of it and was unable to really photograph the true grandeur of the madness, but I have to say downtown NYC was crowded and aflame this hot august night and me and my friend spent much of our time in the streets with other kooky dressed up New Yorkers just hanging around.

MAYBE BUT THEY STILL HAVEN'T COME OUT WITH SOMETHING BETTER

I saw the vegan bodybuilders website. It 'aint pretty.

ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THIS AWESOME SONG?

Sorry abut the lame video visual. The guy that made this song back in the day fucked this friend of mine. He apparently had a really small dick and she told Michael Alig about it and he told everyone and it got back to the guy and he confronted my girlfriend in the clubs all angry and she shrugged her shoulders all like whatevah it was small.

FIVE BONGO DRUM PLAYERS

Thank YOU Chateau Thombeau for coming across this. I don't know how you continue to have such a non stop flow of awesomeness every day. Your superior blog has been my methadone since I cleaned up my blog reading list and flat out stopped looking at the endlessly jealous and bitter Billy 'Beyond' blog. Talk about trying to keep your content 'safe'. How classy. I mean how many decades does my loving perfection have to reach out to people who latently treat me like a joke?

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