Friday, August 13, 2010


I've had a fever to tell since Monday. Look at all the muscle weight I lost in my chest! It finally just broke the other day. My apartment looks like Mr's did in The Color Purple after Celie left him. I look so ugly that I cannot go out to get food until it is dark. This is the way an evil and Christian god punishes me for my pleasurable lifestyle.


twunty mcslore said...

It's only five million degrees out, don't leave the house!

Seriously, feel better. You ain't missing much

Michael Guy said...

Oh dear me! Hope you're feeling better today. :)