I've had a fever to tell since Monday. Look at all the muscle weight I lost in my chest! It finally just broke the other day. My apartment looks like Mr's did in The Color Purple after Celie left him. I look so ugly that I cannot go out to get food until it is dark. This is the way an evil and Christian god punishes me for my pleasurable lifestyle.
2 comments:
It's only five million degrees out, don't leave the house!
Seriously, feel better. You ain't missing much
Oh dear me! Hope you're feeling better today. :)
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