Thursday, May 13, 2010

WASP-O-METER: 6.9


He looses major points on the tie and shirt choice, unless he remarried and she's picking them which often happens. A true WASP would be inept or at least try to act helpless around the trifle which is electronics and definitely wouldn't look so cavalier with one on mass transit where working people would ogle. That one red item, be it the lame cap or the umbrella. When will pale white people give the damn one red item up (I've opted to make it my skin color one day a week before I turn). Shitty work bags: he's not showy! I don't know, I don't buy it. There's a fine line between a WASP trying to look worn and not wealthy (which is an obsessive plight) and true JC Penny.

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