I GOT MY SHOT!

The time has come. They are medically obligated to administer it to me because I am medically deficient. It's no problem - I hardly feel it at all!


Ok, so it's more like this. I had a picture of a horse getting it but it was so gross I had to pull it. Anyway, I feel it already. OOH oh oh yes yes oh yeah it feels sogood. I can't even talk about it it's sooooogood.


Judging me? That's ok, I used to judge it too. Look at my early blog entries 'hatin on it. But I've been reprogrammed. I am happier now. The old Reavis was incomplete. Now I am complete. I have no need for the old Reavis body. This machine they created is far superior and they put something similar to my brain in it. I am never unhappy. Everything is bliss. They say I should last another 20 years. I'm really very very happy!

MY SEXPOT CONFESSIONAL

This is from over a year and a half ago before I became a reclusive healing person on this grotesque and appearance bashing chemo cure. I shriveled for several months let me tell you. But I was a sexpot I tell you. I forget because I've become so mind and soul through this time... BUT I WAS A SEXPOT!


I am already BACK in action. I deflected two closeted trainers today (I don't pay straight guys to get into me and they wanted contracts). This ridiculous thing on my back is finished now (my mom said nice turkey on your back!) and as readers well know the circle at the top is filled in black because of a mishap. By a douce of an artist and avid Eitel Thoughts reader who I still respect. Are you loving the contradictions in this paragraph, baby? Huh, HONEY? Well I DO because I'M GOING TO BE SEXY AGAIN!

CLICK & DEAD!

OMG! I'm never one to give any publicity to the horrible Republican crap rag, The Post, but they had a copy of it at my brunch place today and look! That couple I took a picture of (and gave an honorable mention to) in my 'Click & Drag' entry a few weeks ago are on he cover! The guy was shot dead by some jealous steroid filled nut job with pentagrams on his arms who later blew his own head off! Luckily Jade Vixen is safe and fine and I hope that she'll get through this as best she can, poor thing. Wish I hadn't blown out my pic from a few weeks ago it might be saleable!: