CHANEL SECURITY GUARDS AT CHANEL MOBILE ART PAVILION CENTRAL PARK

HOT security outside in Chanel rain gear with white plastic Chanel logo snaps and umbrellas. NO cameras inside and you have to separate from your friends for a slow trippy tour guided via headset narrated with French film icon Jeanne Moreau's raspy cracked voice! She did everything but cough. She kept saying 'take your time' and then 'hurry up!'! Some of my favorite quotes of hers from the tour "I've always liked peoples reflections of themselves rather than the real thing" & "bags of sh*t on the highway life"... or something with bag of sh*t in it - I don't remember. We saw everything that needed to be seen at the galleries on and off Madison after and then a late dinner and dessert at San Ambroeus - you now it's not as expensive as you might think. They have the only balsamic vinegar, sweet and thick and dark as blood.