ABOUT ME - MYSPACE

This is several years old and before I removed it from my myspace, I wanted to preserve it here.

About me:
this information is a fictional manuscript that holds true. i am not responsible for, nor do i agree with, what it says. Sagittarian Manhattan Native/ WASP-AY' / NYC resident, german/english/scottish/french/roman american / Tattooed / 6' 120-185 lbs.. black hair and eyes, School of Visual Arts BA (photography) I LIKE: absurdity - no consistency to the type of people i know - exceptions to rules - pizzazz - fierce bitches - old hippies - sneakers - psychology - metaphysics - buddhism - hinduism - sufism - superstition - witchcraft - dreams - duane reade - art - insane people that rant in public and have great stuff - sh*t-kicking c*nts who tolerate no horse-sh*t - big black mammas that rule and tell people off and keep it all intact - melting plastic into art - weight training core training rollerblading swimming hiking rock climbing pilates yoga, the new x-rated sport from california: rollerf*ck*ng! also summersaults. need to learn to ride bicycle no drivers license could not turn car on and use - psychedelic - trapeze - music except some jazz, contemporary pop, hate drum & base, love old movies and bad movies, i do not have bad taste it is questionable, cannot watch excessive violence or any gore, i like documentaries, cult, anything with karen black, don't read magazines unless necessary, don't read the paper of watch the news, don't know many artists musicians or stars in our culture, want to dirt bike with a banana seat- think transsexuals are sublime - people who defected from mormonism, cults, christian science, yo mamma!, btw i'm gay. rocker chicks, graffiti, pedicures and that men have maintained feet although not a foot fan in general, india, thailand, poppers, anti depressants, health food, mta busses, m14 bus, jet blue, high tech hoveround wheelchairs, portable luggage, broken things, garbage, discarded things, odd, staunch women, heroes, daisies, electrical storms, airplane turbulence, commercials, hookers, sex theory, california, fellini, montserrat caballe, puccini, john waters, nina hagen, , subliminal music, the beach, fucked up old cars, ganja, psychology, jung, Tennessee williams, rumi, virginia wolfe, summerset maugham, hawthorne, ordering in, going back to nature but prefer going back to the hotel, people stuck in another decade, pasties, meat sugar water flapjacks greens supplements vitamins and questionable heath and medical theories, antiques, mod, textiles, prints, denim, the smell of the exhaust coming out of the dry cleaner, old art ladies with big ethnic necklaces, monks, firemen, free art, rotten acts and demented performers, fake tanner, wax, syncronicity, probability, premonition, sugar with salty on the side, gin and tonic, cigarettes, gardens and gardening, climbing vines, white birch trees, burned marshmallows, being regular, records, blazers and fantastic t shirts, my gorgeous sister, hot weather, saline solution, the sound of a pile driver at construction site when i'm horny, the smell of burning fires for cooking that reminds me of haiti, marilyn monroe, pink floyd, cool mellow holistic people that have kids, the sikhs, writing, krazy kat cartoon and golden girls, large posters, incense, fictitious animals and mythology, gods and goddesses, halloween and valentines day, space, smell of hot clean sidewalks after it rains, rhododendron, the tide, frogs, anyone named sierra crystal or dawn, listening to steven hawkins audio cds even tho i dont understand it, daiquiri ice ice cream @ 31flavors or strawberry w/ butterscotch, molasses, embroidery, old rope, grottos and glens, sheets that last over 5 days, foam carving, glitter art, those guys on stilts freak me out but i love the lady who spins by her teeth. have liked men for these reasons: alopecia, salt & pepper hair, the ass of death, having a hot piece: live or in his hand, talent, blondes, persians, conservative guys, hot messes, guys in the puppeteering profession, flame swallowers, sleazy guys, preppy professionals, great hearts, humor, deaf guys, albino black dudes with body, older lumberjack guys that smell like dip, pectorals, lips, necks, ass & hole all over the place - swashbuckling hunks that are actually bookish sweet, crater faces, mongoloid guys who are sweet have strong backs and ass and forearms&calves and are sweethearts, germans, ken dolls and total freak subversive guys, skull head queens, guys that don't pick their nose, guys who don't take themselves or drama in people too seriously, stalkers, guys with an 8 ball on their steering wheel, executive queens, madcap artists, short but hunky, any hot guy who can do a split (both of them), had a crush on tom of tom and jerry as a kid, never had crush on star (except christopher reeve), like guys who work for the parks department, neck tattoo, long island semi-gumbas but fit, mamma boy personality, and handsome with tacky hair in a car who wants to take me away and calls me baby, guys who want to watch the game while drinking beer as I bl*w them, wealthy eccentrics who are delightful or imagine with me, clipped body hair over smooth or hairy, guys with faded or f*ck*d up tattoo or tatts on their fingers, swimmers gymnasts or ballet dancers, guys w/ 3 rows of dark lashes or violet or white blue eyes, someone who doesn't have an extensive prison record and if does created amazing art out of stolen cafeteria supplies smuggled to his room, guys on bicycles with a thick big chain around waist, flight attendants, guys that smell like fabric softener, guys who have an honest capacity to be monogamous, guys that have many jock straps, someone who can talk with u on end about nothing and have fun, someone i think is the living end... 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