PEOPLE EAT BREAD BECAUSE THEY ARE LONELY. PEOPLE ARE LONELY... BECAUSE THEY ATE BREAD

(photo by Chris Luttrell aka 'Blank')

It's true. In these cold temperatures, resist its fluffy comfort. You will feel less foolish naked and all the anxiety from not getting fed well and feeling good will lead to better sex... which you will feel entitled to for starving yourself. Trust me on this.