Tuesday, February 10, 2009


I want to get black swans on the sides of my abdomen.

I was unable to workout for around 9 months. Back at it again, It's been a month and a half of 45 minutes of cardio a day moving into fairly regular weightlifting afterwards. I'm not crazy about the sides of my lower back. I have a haunting feeling that this is just the way it is as everything around it is getting all ripped. Maybe I should just get it sucked again like I did my first year of college and scratch the tattoos.

Hell, I'll just do both. If the area doesn't let up with hard work by summer I'm going in there. Ah, there it is! The beautiful liposuction fat receptacle tree.


twunty mcslore said...

Did you really get lipo as a teenager?
Have you ever tried holding the weights at your side and dipping to the left and then the right? It really works on the side flab.
And don't feel bad. It took me a month of no eating after dinner to lose 4 pounds.

Reavis Eitel said...

I sure as hell did. And I held off to do it as everyone in my senior year of high school got surgery.

I do everything have had tons of trainers in my life and could design a tantric temple of ab exercise images. This is an issue facing a fitness fanatic. I'm going to give it a few months of diligent work and then just hire someone with an electrolux to properly remove it.

twunty mcslore said...

You're funny.
And you can always empty out the canister and make soap out of the fat. It worked for Tyler Durden, why not you?

Mr. Peacock said...

Those thrusting lipo plungers look scary! I had an emergency appendectomy a couple years ago, and that was enough poking for me. Although I know the lipo results usually look good.

The black swan tattoos will be devine!