The quizzes are on a deeper level of time wasting. My celebrity crush pics (it was hard for me to pick - I've never really had any) were Christopher Reeve, Kermit, Speed Racer, John Travolta & Adam Ant and my friends were Beetlejuice, Herve Villechaize, Liberace, Freddy Krueger & Kermit. She is sicker than me, but I see on another level why we are friends because of Kermit.
They didn't have Tom of Tom & Jerry as a celebrity crush option, but my being into him was one of my first inklings of being gay (not bestiality). I wasn't into his being a cat, just a sicko, especially when he arched his eyebrow with a sadistic thought. I also thought it was hot when he got injured and you saw some prickly people skin exposed under his fur.
Moving along, I was invited by an events planner I knew to a "Smartlipo Open House" event where a doctor in Chelsea goes into detail about 'Smartlipo' to a herd of Gay men living in fear of flab. The event boasts a $200 value complementary consultation and $300 off the procedure. I thought this was a riot. I wanted to know what was going to go down and the suckfest.
Email:
ME: Can we get it suckedout at the meeting?
HIM: Yes!!
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It has 91 confirmed guests, 267 maybe attending and a whopping 1,495 who bothered to to click not attending!
Ok, so these are my real celebrity crushes. Snuffie: Mmph!
1 comment:
Hahahahahahaha!! I think that you and I were separated after birth. You have all my childhood crushes up there.
I'm not on Facebook but I would love to have all my friends be imaginary. I guess that I would have to be imaginary too. Maybe the cat that Pepe le Pew is always chasing. I'll call her Mimi la Shrew.
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