Sunday, April 19, 2009

MY HAUNTED OPIUM BED CONTINUES TO INJURE PEOPLE


Countless numbers of men cannot have children from collisions in the past. Last night a few lounging guests had funny bone and neck incidents. Another girl got seriously crowned. Wherever you are, it's right there to give you a knocking. It looks really barren right now while curtains and pillows are being made.

4 comments:

Mitzi said...

That leopard skin would look lovely in my conservatory.

Reavis Eitel said...

It has crossed my mind in the past to will it to you. Only if the executor of the will had to travel to England to give it to you personally and you, of course, received it in drag.

However, we all know that I will outlive all of you and may very well spend centuries as just a head with tubes in it in a glass ball (giving orders).

ayeM8y said...

So like is actual opium smoked in the opium bed? That would be fun also does your fly while smoking opium? Because that would make traveling to Afghanistan to get opium a lot easier.

I must consult Eitel The Glass Orb Opium Oracle on these matters...

Reavis Eitel said...

I've gotten lumps of it in the past and kept it around as a novelty since I had an opium bed, but I could never deal with opiates they make me itchy as hell and really upset. My not liking the feeling kept me from being a junkie with everyone else in the 80's-90's. I really did try to like it!