Wednesday, August 6, 2008

RUBBER BABY OUTRAGE



OK - they are totally demented - but are they an outrage? I guess it depends on what you do with your rubber automaton baby, right? First of all, they make even more complex dummies for medical training purposes. I would also like to defend future robots of the world who wouldn't be reading this without our having made them in our image. Attached to the email about these babies, was a letter from the senders colleague who had a chip on her shoulder the size of a cabbage patch and a Betsy Wetsy complex. Her grave support of fantasy repression then turns against men's (non baby) sexual fantasies.

I was charging the battery on my new camera and downloading things while waiting out a personal grooming treatment, so I decided to join the riveting debate of controversy over rubber babies - and read whoever wrote this about depriving demented people of their creepy rubber babies!


HER RANT:

The cost of these disturbing dolls is more than it would cost you to sponsor a real child in a Third World country – to provide vaccinations for real under-privileged children to offset sometimes certain blindness or other disabling disease or death.

That being said – those who choose to "love" these inanimate plastic objects – have done the world, the human condition, a huge favor by understanding – and indeed – accepting – their own intellectual and emotional limitations – their fundamental inability to actually love a human being and deciding instead to love a pretty, pretty piece of plastic. .

These women who buys these dolls – are like the unattractive men who buy porn – dreaming of something they will never and should never have – and honestly, do not really want since they would not know what to do with the real thing.

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MY SNARKY COUNTER-RANT:

you're colleague needs to pull that 15 ft stick out (his or her).

sure the dolls are demented and ill, but they are sculptures. they are just fake babies. why do we have to compare
everything that isn't a necessity to starving children? Is your colleague spending their spare time picketing
madame toussads as well?
nice dime store freud - looks like YOU are struggling with your own intellectual limitations. & don't major in psych!

and why shouldn't attractive and especially unattractive men buy porn? why shouldn't they dream and why
should they especially never 'have' their fantasy? be happy that men do thus and accept that they probably don't do this thinking of you. additionally, i'm sure they would come up with something to do with the real thing.
anyway, how would you know are you 'the real thing' hot stuff?

puh leeeeeze bytch.

R

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