Wednesday, March 11, 2009

CLASSY BATHROOM CALLING


I wanted a bust on the empty little bathroom shelf above my glasses shelf, but Beethoven or a religious symbol just wasn't what I wanted on display in the can. What my bathroom needed was some authentic colonial Americana (Auntie Mame clip visiting the Upson Downs patio sadly unavailable on Utube). American imagery is what is hot right now. How dignified President Lincoln looks...


Whoop SuRpRiSe! Yes, his head pops off and the bottle unscrews revealing a 70's aftershave with a scent resembling paint thinner. Fantastic. Industrial strength power for after shaving off that burly 60's beard that just wasn't cutting it in the 70's. It cost me almost nothing on Ebay because the after shave was depleted (thankfully) and it didn't come with the box. New, with the box the price was a whole different story.


Before Robitussin I guess kids crawled under the sink and got wasted on Avon products.


oooooooooooooooh. Well at least they're weighing things out. It is our job to keep on him to see that he does keep the children intact. I like the yellow demon eyes, I do hope he shoots lasers at some point but I think the beams from his eyes would be slow and sapphire blue.

6 comments:

ayem8y said...

It needs a hooked rug of the American flag or something...Lincoln is always nice for that authentic colonial Americana touch... “And how well you succeeded...”

twunty mcslore said...

My mom still sells that stuff. I had decanters of Cinderella, a Scottish Terrier and Holly Hobbie. That shit perfume reeked when I got it and when it reached formaldehyde proportions, I dumped it out and replaced it with my mom's Youth Dew or Chanel no. 5.

Reavis Eitel said...

I'd love to see my room mates expressionless placid disgust if I got that rug it would be awesome.

Reavis Eitel said...

And by the way, there's no sugar in a Claude Upson Daiquiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

Mitzi said...

I once had a silver apple pendant from Avon filled with scented vaseline, I swopped it with the girl next door for 10 ciggies.

Reavis Eitel said...

Scented vaseline.