Thursday, March 26, 2009

I DIDN'T READ THE BOOK BUT I READ HIM


I'm going to read this at the beach this summer, but on Amazon there was only one review and it was so rotten and bitter:

1.0 out of 5 stars Conventional, loveless, self-conforting lecturing on males -
"This book describes the stance of the author in a rather pompous and very conservative way. It is definitely very small and unsignificant, pregnated with a dusty conservatism belonging to another age. The moralizing is almost nauseating. After puting into view her shrieking psychological mechanisms (displayed by dryly describing, allegedly drawn from the data of her own..."

WHATEVER, his spelling (and it must have been a HE) was so terrible on its own you don't need to hear the rest. I didn't read the book, but I wrote a review on Amazon anyway (it worked in school!):

5.0 out of 5 stars Long Live Liz Renay -
"This fabulous piece of garbage is a classic just for that reason. Don't try and be clever and psychologically break this one down, just enjoy the true camp of this piece of writing. Sitting by the pool with this cover in front of your face always looks fantastic as well, and that's what it's all about, isn't it?"

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