Monday, January 26, 2009

GYM BOX "HUMAN WEIGHT" ARTICLE

Gymbox owner Richard Hilton said the human weight lifting device was the "ultimate embodiment of visualisation theory."




"We're optimistic our members will see better results with our new human weight machine."

7 comments:

Mitzi said...

That would make lifting weights more enjoyable. thought I'd be tempted to bring them down with a thud!

Reavis Eitel said...

I love the first pic with the jewfro guy pointing all like 'eerg!'!

There must be a safety mechanism 2 many people would be tempted.

Mitzi said...

30kg could be used as a novelty paper weight for an executive.
55kg would make a lovely novelty paper napkin dispenser in a restaurant.
65kg would make an ideal standard lamp.
75kg as a pet bed for an alsation
155kg could hire himself out as a bouncy castle for little kids to jump on.

Reavis Eitel said...

It's all about recycling!

Reavis Eitel said...

I think were picked to look like what you don't want to look like, except the midgets which are probably just lighter and always a good pr ploy.

ayeM8y said...

See now I would so enjoy having a conversation with a little dwarf while I was lifting him or her into the air for exercise. Then have a few rounds punching the tall skinny boy and have the fat one yell at me on the treadmill. The homely gal would be inspiration to try and attract good looking men. All in all it’s a vast improvement over your last work out space the basement, that place made my toenails turn green just looking at the pictures.

Reavis Eitel said...

Oh my i never thought of that the midgets could be my little nuts imaginary friends I talk to while lifting! I haven't tried this human weights thing, I actually don't think they are in nyc. I'd love to see the expanded staff when the business grows. I'll try and keep everyone posted maybe they have a newsletter...