Tuesday, January 27, 2009

THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL


Did you have melon and some cottage cheese for breakfast and a small glass of grapefruit juice? Did you have one slice of even whole grain bread with a healthy butter substitute? You did have that slice of bread? Well, then you did something very very shameful and will get fat and God will have no mercy upon you and people will not look at you.

2 comments:

Mitzi said...

I love bread. The delicious fattening bastard that it is.

Reavis Eitel said...

This model i knew whose agency starved her into retirement had a near death experience where the clouds and angels were made of sourdough bread.